Oh man, I’m internet famous guys!

I feel like “HamNo and Torch Insult New Cars” could be a regular feature.

#1 Its still light outside, #2 wrong foot, #3 those teal carpets aren’t sold at Ohio Walmarts,,,,,, FALSE FLAG !!1!!1

I hate to be a highlight truther, but he clearly rolled his right ankle in the video. So why is the photo of a left ankle?

during the hearing no reasons were given for why the cars were impounded, and no reason was given for why they were now released.

More and more I get the impression Chris Evans couldn’t change a car’s oil if you gave him an F1 Pit Crew to help — I think he can’t speak to old cars because he couldn’t tell you what end of the wrench goes where.

I’M NOT BITTER I SWEAR

One of the only reasons I give this rumor any kind of weight is because it wouldn’t surprise me at all to find out that LeBlanc is so flat on set because he’s sick of the working situation.

watched the first new top gear:
- dont like chris evans
- sabine looks interesting and capable
- leblanc has so much charm it makes up for his lack of britishness
- where is chris harris and why doesnt he get 5 min per episode
- chris evans is starting to annoy me
- miss the “news of the week” section
- not much into the new…

It would mess up the perfect ratio to kick him off and not replace with another Ginger; however subbing in a Red Golden Retriever would get rid of so much shouting, add a degree of compliance and give the other hosts some bit of pet therapy while they wait to say their lines. Win Win If I do say so myself.

More like a couple regular-sized vibrator’s in Kim Kardashian’s pussy...

It’s a car that’s all about doing wheelies. Why not put sponsor stickers on the bottom?

Jesus Christ, that was close!

Hi I’m Jay Leno, and this is what a sock in the dryer looks like.

Yep, lucky it wasn’t a Mustang or the film crew would be dead.

“WHY DID YOU TURN! WHY DID YOU FUCKING TURN!!”

He was clearly a pound, pound and a half, off on the tire pressure on one side.

Looked like he was doing his best to keep it inside the car.

Jay’s lucky he didn’t lose an arm.