Is it wrong that I can’t wait for an awesome explosion-video?

Me too. Make sure you go to the top of his cycling posts and click the star.

Patrick – serious, non-snarky question: are these cycling posts getting good enough traction to mean that they’ll continue?

Fuck off

Those Russian comments are just bizarre. And this raises really alarming questions about their World Cup two years from now.

I’m pretty sure that Remote app for iOS has existed forever. They added Apple TV controls to the old iTunes Remote app when the Apple TV launched!

Can the benevolent simulation god please move my character to the “handsome billionaire and super model banging” level please.

I’m curious how quickly they will spike rates after this merger happens. I’m a TWC customer right now.

It’s water filled, not air filled.

But that $8k? That’s a damn good investment for that damned dam.

If this guy went all out and bought an inflatable dam, I assume he probably owns a generator and plenty of canned food as well. Assuming he has Dish or DirecTV, he should be good to go!

Dam, that’s a lot of water...

I don’t see what the problem is. If you check my GPS, I average around a 72 mph pace from my house to work, 5 days a week.

As long as we can keep complaining about kinja.

Can we just Kickstart a group buy of Deadspin and then gift it to Tomsula, or Tebow, or Johnny Football?

Fuck hulk hogan, fuck peter thiel, and fuck anyone who cheered them on.