Steph is in that rarefied air that people like Tiger, Bonds, and Barry Sanders were in during their primes: when they’re on TV, you stop flipping and watch, no matter who you normally cheer for.

“We also have ketamine for sale.”

“We are from Russia. So we good. We have cat boiling on stove as we speak.”

In Russia, blizzard plows you!

Despite bad grades, those kids managed to avoid a C section

THAT TRIKE

Studded snow tires are not necessary.

One of the few times I actually want a Gawker site to shill/drop in an Amazon affiliate link AND WE’RE LEFT HERE SUFFERING.

I want one of those trikes. I would ride the shit out of them.

Let’s just address the elephant in the room here: those trikes.

“Communication is key no matter what organization you’re in,” Kelly said. “And how you communicate your vision in terms of what’s going on.”

Or at least allow parts to be salvaged. The wheels and tires are perfectly legal, but they crushed those too!

This is like watching one of those b&w films from the prohibition days of cops knocking the bottoms from beer barrels and breaking bottles of booze. This is such a waste. Why not just impound the car and have the feds sell it at a auction for good money in a few years?

Sir you are under arrest for selling apples intellectually property. We’re going to have to put you in these iCuffs and take you in the iPaddyWagon to iJail where you will wait in a black turtle neck until you are able to be iRraigned.

Yep. All these stories lately kind of make me wonder about me. Between playing soccer for most of my school years and just farting around like kids do, it is kind of nagging me in the back of my mind. As a kid I had 6 or 7 concussions that I can remember and back int he 70's and 80's you just kept going or took a time…

So if the Model X gets the summon feature, you can ask your Tesla if it wants to go walkies, have it perk up its ears in delight, and then follow through all from the fob.

Are Seahawks fans quickly becoming the #BestFansInBaseball of the NFL?