A true Schiano man knows that MRSA is all in your head.

RED SKINS!

You're not a nutcase, so I probably don't need to tell you, but: Don't fucking do what these Texans fans reportedly did.

Saw a Countach like that once....

Whoa, whoa, whoa, you are leaving out some very important facts of this story. You must have missed it, but Shaub has thrown 3 pick-6s in the past 3 games!! Now that you understand the entire situation, I'm sure it makes a lot more sense to you.

awww, the one in the middle has her father's eyes.

That's so beyond rude. Not just to harass the guy, but to take pictures of his family? The last thing they want is to be caught in some weird, awkward photo for the whole world to see. I mean come on-

Until there's proof of Vettel actively trying to screw Webber over...

Only by opening a Rocky Mountain oyster could you ever find a pearl like this.

AdBlock Plus is your friend. I allow certain sites to show me ads that I frequent regularly, but when they become intrusive, or really screw up usability - I block 'em.

Despite grammar resembling a hood rat this man is indeed correct. Kinja is a giant malfunctioning flaming pile of dog shit cooking on our doorsteps and the only logical thing to do is to leave it in a smoldering splattered mess under a size 11 boot.

Fuck I hate autoplay adchoices adds, Thanks Jalopnik/kinja.

The best part about his 4th game with a pick six was that it came right after the announcement from Al Michaels that he had the NFL record for throwing pick sixes with a 3 game streak. And then it happened.

1. Broncos

"All My (Pick) Sixes Live in Texas"

FYI - It hasn't been claimed yet.

Sing us a song you're the Schiano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a clusterfuck
And there's no end to this shitshow in sight