Skeeter: Hey you, quarterback! We don't take kindly to yur type 'round here!

As a Houston native, I would have preferred the jersey be on Schaub when it was burning.

Strange.

Even after his playing days were over, Cousy was a master of the assist.

Chris Berman can't hold Pam Ward's jock.

Did you even watch the whole video?

He actually seemed pretty down to earth.

He didn't come across particularly vain to me.

To say the least. Daytona Prototypes are pretty much the worst, just in general. The Gen 3 cars we have now are pretty much improved in every way, but they're still a slow, low tech, anemic affront to sports car racing.

*Develops a sudden urge to play 'Need for Speed - Porsche'*

om nom nom

The time they pull Lien's door open was a later time Lien got stopped, actually.

I had a feeling that once all the details were released that I would judge all parties involved as "assholes."

Nothing sells the biggest news of your life quite like a "Holy fuck" face.

I eagerly await someone who can tell me what "dude fucks" means in this particular context.

It's pronounced "Tan-A-hill" Gruden, not "Tanney-hill" goddamnit. Anyone know how to fix a hole in a LCD screen?

I'm less jealous that RDJ has a toy plane and more jealous that he has a staff that buys him stuff.

I didn't even ask.