if i was Lil Jon i'd wear a J.J. WATT jersey all the time

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If this had caught on fire, it would have looked and sounded as epic as when Mythbusters did it.

You mean like practising actual journalism? That's apparently far too much to expect...

What a difference a story makes when you have ALL of the facts. Seems to me there's a lesson to be learned in here somewhere.

The Replacemants

I never knew much about fire ants until I moved to Texas. They are everywhere here, and very difficult to remove. There are very few consumer-grade options that kill them. Instead, you're really just relocating their nests from one spot to another. For most of the summer everyone is just working at pushing their fire…

Friday Night Bites

Coach: Alright boys, huddle up. After this here practice with you little shits is done, this guy has a date with both of his mother's sisters. You pieces of crap know who's gettin' laid tonight!?

Isn't it your responsibility to you know, read the article? Specifically the part where it says 'Espinosa did not know he was allergic to ant bites'.

Wow let's get stereotypical here. I agree in this case but is this really necessary? I mean according to you, I'm mentally unstable, retarded, and so on. C'mon man.

The logical conclusion:

Cute... he thinks BMW actually gives a damn... If anything this only proves BMW owners are a bunch of whiny, mentally unstable, bad driving, borderline retarded middle management morons.

Touche +1

“I apologized to the governor for any embarrassment we may have caused the state,” Brady said. “He made me aware of his concerns. He wants things done right.”

At my work recently, I had to write a note on a piece of paper and fax it to a client. Literally the only way they would read the information we needed to give them.