Misery loves company.

And the Lakers have already deleted the tweet. Although I think they've made things a little worse. Check out their feed now:

"In which I discretely but not so discretely pee myself on the red carpet."

Yes! Let the power pose kill the hand-on-hip with legs crossed fear-of-fat pose!

What you said. Plus this.

That 3rd pose is EVERYTHING. I am so tired of that pigeon toed slack jawed, open mouthed, "broken doll" shit. I hope more celebrities adopt something like this. It's empowering to see.

DAT CALF.

"...suggesting bylaw 12.5.2.2, which requires players to "take steps to stop" others making money off them "without the student-athlete’s knowledge or permission."

So according to the NCAA, if someone profits off me without my knowing it, I am supposed to stop them from doing it.

ALTERNATE ENDING

Details aren't clear, but this appears to be an agreement between Texas A&M.

Cam Newton would like a word with you about your theory on race.

NCAA: [enacts bylaw 12.5.2.2]

RGIII: What is "100%" but a concept of wholeness? Can a man ever be "100%"? Or is he in a constant state of decline from the moment he is born, reflecting the natural entropy of the universe?

Yamaha R1

How about a Need For Speed wallpaper?

Friends of the victim also said he was just a good ol' boy never meanin' no harm.

"Four balls are notoriously hard to swallow."

Look at that batboy.

How DARE you?! Fresh brewed unsweetened ice tea with a squeeze of lemon is nectar of the gods!