Haven't seen that one.

You're Sething a bad example with a joke that Ames so low.

Is that the one where she drives a tractor across the Midwest?

I tried. I really, really tried, but I just don't have the energy for this show. If I wanted to deal with an hour of slow-moving, oppressive misery once a week I'd spend more time with my father.

Yes, just as the Party Monster lives in the Party Pit.

Caught in my own web of lies!

Does the Money Monster live in the Money Pit?

I bet you also think DMB is "non-essential."

Please, call me Vince. Mister Gilligan lives in Florida!

You just described Babs.

Do you WANT lunch?!

Squirm has a scene where a guy discovers a carnivorous worm in his egg cream (pronounced "aghkrim"), so yes.

You're Next is so great.

Inspector Gadget is a ripoff of Videodrome anyway. It just never had the courage of its convictions to feature a scene of the protagonist pulling a gun out of his abdomen.

Is Slugs as dumb as Squirm?

I don't, but I guess I can start!

It's "Must Be Santa" isn't it?

Then alas, you are what's wrong with America.

Probably the most fun I ever had in a movie theater was seeing Battle: Los Angeles opening night for some dumb reason. My friends and I brought in a bottle of peppermint schnapps to put in our Cokes and we all got pretty drunk. Little by little, everybody in the packed theater realized how crappy the movie was and…

That's a good list. Haven't seen Starry Eyes yet but I've heard great things.