Featuring Michael Ironside as a violently psychotic Pontius Pilate.

This is a rant that I've been meaning to get off my chest but none of my friends really like Genesis, so I'll just say it here:

That ain't no Etch-a-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be undid, homeskillet.

For me, Topics With Michael Ian Black And Michael Showalter is the best of the year. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a podcast.

AGAIN, so gross it has to be true

I'd prefer to keep on thinking it's true, thank you very much.

As a cartography nerd, I heartily approve of this gentleman's work. The Lands of Ice and Fire is awesome.

"It thrills and it spills with these mad bad ones."
"What?"

My friend once told me a story about his friend's sister who went to Olive Garden and sent back her penne alfredo because it was cold. The waiter happily took it and brought it back hot and she ate it, bringing home some leftovers.

“There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others."
- William Faulkner

They should just send him to weird events and conventions. Kyle's outing to the Giants game is one of the funniest things on YouTube.

That is indeed an amazing one.

He hunts his serfs for sport.

You could have a lot of fun with those Slaver's Bay names. Nothing would make your child hate you more than if you named him Skahaz mo Kandaq.

A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on.

Whatever happened to good old fashioned American names like Fred or Tjardus?

Watch your gorram mouth

I wouldn't worry. That hasn't happened for the longest time

Or your house, technically

"Well, I never!"