No I understand. When I first saw "The Waldorf Salad" episode of Fawlty Towers, I was so offended by the way Americans were represented I almost fainted.

Call me old fashioned, but I prefer my movies without Shia Labeef's barbed penis

Oh lighten up, chuzzwazzer

One of the most disillusioning moments of my life was when I heard a college professor that I admired defending Roman Polanski, essentially saying that the 13-year-old whom he drugged and raped was asking for it.

It's an extra step and I'm all about efficiency.

There's some pretty cool stuff they could explore: New Mexico's colonial history is fascinating, plus there's the whole Western angle.

Without a doubt my favorite Zeppelin song. Such a fucking adventure. I always find it so weird that it's on Presence, which is otherwise duller than celery.

Perhaps I'm generalizing, I've just noticed that he's not nearly as popular as he was a few years back, though maybe that just has to do with the overexposure of Borat and every dumbass frat boy in the country doing an impression. You're right though, the Eastbound cold open had me on the floor.

Good lord, "Down by the River." One of the best murder songs ever.

Eh, I'll watch it. Chris Lilley's funny and I'm quite sure this isn't as bad as Phil claims. Lilley is one of several foreign comedians with whom America had a brief and torrid love affair and then turned against for some reason, like Sacha Baron Cohen and Ricky Gervais.

When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment and things have never been better. The streets are safe, old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys, and the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities. So, like us, let your children run wild and…

Shove it up your ass, Margaret.

Yeah that's a massive stretch

"Ophelia" by The Band. Or "It Makes No Difference" by The Band. Or "King Harvest Has Surely Come" by The Band.

BOTH DICKNOSE

I think you hit the nail on the head here. Yeah, Grossman's characters are pretty much all tremendous dicks (at least until the second book), but that's offset by my feeling that The Magicians and The Magician King are some of the most original fantasy novels in recent years.

I unabashedly love these books and I'm very excited for this.

Man of Steel: The Squeakquel

::head explodes::

WOMEN AND GAYS