Honestly, you could have chosen any track from Midnight Marauders and I would have been like, "yeah, good choice." The whole thing is perfect.

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Sounds unsafe

What the everloving fuck were they thinking? Slate is literally impossible to read, and it's become the kind of thing Farhad Manjoo would write an entire article complaining about.

Hey, let's leave the mothers out of this.

Some people think I'm too intellectual but I think it's a fabulous way to spend your spare time. I also play racquetball.

Really do miss the boxes that used to be all over NYC. I'd pick one up after school every week and read the whole thing in like an hour.

Also, who brings high heels into space only to fling them away in zero gravity?

So when are all those asteroids supposed to strike?

"FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL!!!!!"

I grew up in a pretty liberal house, so (besides porn, obviously) I never really had to worry about the things I watched. I was always more embarrassed by some of the trashy shows I liked, because I knew my dad would turn up his nose or mock me. Degrassi: The Next Generation is what immediately comes to mind. I…

River's Edge is one of Crispin Glover's early weird peaks.

This R2 unit has a bad motivator.

I don't know, his textual and philological criticisms of Chaucer might be a little dry.

Biggie was also a fan.

Why is she petaling this garbage?

Wait, isn't Driller Killer hardcore porn?

Very cool. So would you suggest starting with "Plague of Frogs" then?

Read a bit of Hellboy, no BPRD though.

As irritating as I found Riley on Buffy, I always thought the end of his story arc—when he joins up with the black ops team to fight demons in exotic locales all over the world—would have made a pretty cool spinoff.