I guess the paintbrush is mightier than the boxing glove!!!

Stallone has definitely evolved as an artist. His Lords of Flatbush period is marked by a fascinating (if somewhat derivative) starkness in form, but as he delved further into the Tango & Cash style, he began to explore different palettes and media, peaking with his Cop Land phase. In recent years, he's arguably at…

Hey! I'm not Jewish!

Two years?

Dean Bitterman, I hope nothing unsavory happens during my visit. As you know, I am President of the United States.

"Glory Days" is nostalgic the same way "Born in the USA" is a patriotic anthem. It's arguably the most depressing song Springsteen ever wrote.

I fail to see what Artie Lange's presence would add to the festivities.

Oooo hating on Bruce Springsteen! How brave of you.

Oh shut the heal up.

This show is so unbelievably boring.

So you're saying you don't find tweets like "Elaine's boyfriend breaks up with her over gchat. Kramer gets involved with Occupy Wall Street" funny?

Sorry but it's true. The rest of his attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where he and his colleagues are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing.

Shame the feeling isn't mutual.

ICHABOD: Blast! This ancient demon has become most tiresome! If only we had the help of a genius . . .

So Malibu's Most Wanted meets The Odd Couple? THIS HAS WINNER WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.

Can't wait to see hordes of screaming girls rending their garments at the feet of an apathetic Jesse Eisenberg.

I wish all movies were like The Green Berets too.

Damn your world weary cynicism!!

Seriously. No bullshit, no self-aggrandizement, just a perfect, succinct eulogy.

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