Still the most amazing dipshits driving these things around.

While most of us would die of shame or embarrassment, soiling yourself isn’t exactly a disqualifier to the people who vote for these inept cretins. I mean, you had Trump supporters wearing diapers to rallies as a show of support. Now everyone is going to start pissing themselves in solidarity. GOPP = the Grand Old…

If recent trends hold, he’ll soon be tapped to head the ATF.

I wouldn’t mind 4 day work weeks and/or 6 hours being full time.

Why?  It was tried in 1974 and didn’t even last a year before people demanded to go back to switching the clocks.

Permanent standard time means the sun rises an hour before most people wake up in the summer.

Of course Leon wants to try something that was already tried in the 70s and everyone absolutely hated it to the point the two year experiment barely lasted a year, cause he’s too fucking stupid to learn from past mistakes.

Look, shit happens, and I think they should suck it up and take their refund and act like adults.

“and the FBI thinks he may have never landed from his jump”

Really, they’re not doing anything illegal. The only violation is putting the plate on a vehicle and driving on public roads.

Your jacket says Red Bull gives you wings, are you a pilot?!?

It is not lost on me why they likely felt empowered to do something like this.

Just wait until next year.

Questioning someone for three hours with no reason? It doesn’t matter who they are, that’s harassment.

I will not retract that F1 drivers are photographed more than 99% of humanity, because it’s absolutely true.

“Name Tsunoda, from Japan huh, where were you on December 7, 1941?”

“Yes customs agent, you got me: I am a Japanese man in sweatpants who has chosen being a mother-fucking Formula 1 driver as a fake reason for being here and cover for whatever illegitimate thing you think that I am doing.”

It occurred to me that Not Just Bikes never has a show with 30-40 mph gusting winds during a downpour showing all those happy pedestrians and cyclists tooling about. 

You forgot to include a 1940 Mercedes 6-wheeler parade car; armored of course. 

A 1998 Dodge Ram with a lift kit, rust so bad parts are falling off, and sporting both American and Rebel flags hanging off the back unironically with a driver who thinks the narcissist with a golden toilet gives a shit about him. 

Jeep left it on as an “option” so they could make towing capacity and horsepower claims, and nothing more.