+1 Aunt Flow

Must not be 3rd and short.

Period!

Rodgers is 2 for 2.

“Ponder this...what great marriages have is sexual variety! Period! It’s not the equal burden-sharing at home trend, it’s not the fidelity trend. Find someone that is going to let me have unprotected, random sex! Period! #monogamysucks!”

“My fiancée has informed me that sheez letting me go. #thankstwitter!”

It helps to remember that Troy Aikman has been operating without a brain since 1994. The video evidence:

“He was not expecting it”

With Dorsey and Wolf in the front office, Cleveland has to be the logical landing spot.

Jets, Browns or Dolphins in 3, 2...

Is he going to be with another team next year?

Packers brought in Mike McCarthy after the game and fired him; he was not expecting it, per source.

“This is the day we have prepared for. Remember your training, do not get too close, keep the butter burgers coming and do not look him in the eye. May god have mercy on us all”

Sung to the tune of “The Heat Is On”:

You know, considering that both the Bears and the Vikings lost today, if the Packers had won out they might actually have been able to make the postseason. The fact that they didn’t, and lost to the Cardinals of all teams to kick it off, is probably what made the front office do this now as opposed to at the end of…

Psycho Crusher, qu’est-ce que c’est?

Classic Thursday game. And it was the Cowboys on consecutive Thursdays. This is the third year they’ve played on back-to-back Thursdays and have always looked a little less than lusterous on the second Thursday. And the Saints were playing on three days rest against a team playing on what should be a traditional week…

This whole game was just non-stop garbage officiating.

In The Old Republic they solved this by making the over all outcome by choosing at random one party member’s choice but your alignment adjustment is based on your own choices. 

“At some point in your life, probably several points, you’ve discussed how much money you would have to be paid in order to do something painful or humiliating.”

Literally: We make beer for the unwashed masses! You don’t wanna look like a book reader, do you?!