Man, you just summed up my recent disgust with my own consumerism better than I could have.

I’ve been rooting for this guy since he had migraine and diarrhea.

This much I know... the next Diablo is going to suck.

I’m from Orlando and nobody watches the magic. The last time anyone cared about this pathetic excuse of a professional sports franchise was when we were in the finals in 2009. And we all know how that turned out. At least I met my soon-to-be-wife through that travesty of a series.

“And unlike Sean McVay I may even score 6... 9... heck you can even score 11 points if you try hard enough.”

VIETNAM SHIT!

Sadly I’m so hungry at work right now I’d eat it. Don’t star me. I’m a disgusting human being.

I’m with ya man. I watch the Pack and then I half heartedly, half drunkenly, watch Red Zone with my wife and read a book and pass out. The NFL is just so... tiresome.

Did this guy respond to his own comment and get more stars from his follow up? Huh, I’ve seen it all. I can die now.

THIS is what I cannot understand about this McFeast. How did they retain the temperature?! There’s no heat lamps. McD loses so much temp on the drive home from the drive thru, you’re basically FORCED to eat the fries on the way home. I have so many questions about this food, the BIGGEST being how on Earth do you…

Packers hate only fuels my fandom of the team. I kind of agree with what you’re saying here... it’s such a weird phenomena.

Lol right? It feels more like a Tom Cruise action flick than about a guy who had sex with dead bodies.

Great post

I will never not upvote the greatest deadpanner of all time, David the Zombie

Stopped reading immediately after the first paragraph trumpeted socialism and redistribution of wealth. Read a history book and tell me how great Socialism went.

There’s no cinder block big enough for BDN!

Reminds me exactly of the Flacco hit.

Nice to see some love for Metric. Pagans in Vegas wasn’t great... but Art of Doubt has them back on track.

As a Packer’s fan, I wish our special teams was this good.

Bless ‘im