As a Packer’s fan, I was a little bummed this one wasn’t as funny as say... The Dolphins one or The Giants one or even as low-hanging fruit as it was, the Browns one. But there’s always next year.

Lmao your post just proves his point.

Highly, highly recommend Sicario. Crank the volume if you havethe option. The soundtrack is great. I truly think it’s close to your modern-day Apocalypse-Now you’re looking for.

> “Anyway, Sober Dave Attell here”

Have you seen Sicario?

I dunno about underrated. It was one of the first mega movies shot in digital and it’s aged well because those Viper cameras made LA look like a wasteland of light pollution and gray cityscape. Feel like a lot of people really appreciate this movie.

Said it before and I’ll say it again: Tom Cruise’s bad guys are better than his good guys. Collateral... Interview with a Vampire... Rain Man... Edge of Tomorrow (more coward than bad guy) I enjoy watching him go against his usual type. I think his career would have been a lot different if he went full bad guy.

Wish I could give you more stars. Everyone I know who complains about capitalism also enjoys all the fruits of it.

This was what I was looking for. For some reason I only remember 1 part of this scene: him snatching MOUNDS of Chuck Norris chest hair and always cringing at the thought of it.

Lol reminds me of selling my Ninja 250 which was mint and people would offer me like $800. The worst man, the worst. I’m looking I’m at least selling a liter bike this time. Squids gon’ Squid.

Bruce Lee had such amazing flexibility, He could crack all kindsa shit. DIdn’t he do like all the vertebrate in his back in Enter the Dragon?

It’s still real to me dammit! *cries*

“Even at near $100k, it’s still like selling a motorcycle.”

Lmao, truer words were never spoken. Not looking forward to selling my Z1000 for this reason, but there’s too many bikes out there on CL to keep the same one forever.

Next thing you know they’ll set up a blue tent inside the ring

That blood dragon soundtrack though.... perfection.

Please dont let McCarthy look like shit... Please dont let McCarthy look like he’s been eating beef and cheese all off season... Please dont— 

Oh, thank god.

Man that is terrifying

Ahhh, the sunken cost fallacy — feels so good when you don’t subscribe to it anymore.

Even as a small child, I looked upon the Sebring and thought “yeah, that shit’s no good.” Perhaps the quintessential mid-life crisis convertible of the mid-90s

Lmao, did you just post something from Tom Delonge’s deranged scheme of a “science academy” to the stars?