What car was that for?

yeah but you’re definitely paying more for a Volvo or a Porsche.

So what’s this stuff like? Someone chime in. I always see it at the store, but part of me is always turn off by this shit.

So what’s this stuff like? Someone chime in. I always see it at the store, but part of me is always turn off by this…

Icelandic’s soccer team called, they want the chant you’ve been fucking up back.

Markters hands down use the most irritating batshit jargon. The military doesn’t count, because it’s essentially a cult and everyone talks that way. If you don’t, then YOU’RE the weird one.

Man, the Germans just cannot stop gassing people.

Jesus Christ, this put me in tears at the office. I couldn’t even fight it back.

The craziest thing about VC is every year I think to myself “Surely he will retire” then he goes and does some crazy shit like this. I remember that 48 point game when he was with the Magic and just being spellbound

Luke’s outfit in RoTJ is my go-to for casual friday’s at the office.

Are you sure that’s not your I.T. guy? Look at that cable management with the zip tie and everything!

“Which is why I ask for your sympathy for this dolphin”

Woa calm down there, Satan

“And guess who helped write the jokey copy for the pop-up asking you to turn off your ad blocker on this very site? That was me.”

At last, the mystery is solved.

Loved the writing style of this article. My brother dreamed of owning one of these when we were kids. But seeing the dilapidated, third-world condition of his Hyundai Tucson , coupled with his devotion to never maintaining it, the Vipe would probably kill him.

Fighter gets hit practicing fighting an old movie star  and gets angry. Lol, what a joke.

Lol, glad I’m not the only one still dating shit 2017

LMAO this exact same thing happened to me Tom. There I was, a day before leaving for Ireland and I take my passport out of the safe to realize it expired 3 months ago. Drove 4 hours to Miami because that was the closest passport agency in Florida. Booked a hotel at the Marriot for the night. Wake up at dawn the next…

Lol yep, when I said this to a Packers fan with 50+ years on me, he said the same thing you just did: “Cool, we beat the worst teams in the league. And barely.”

Please anonymous internet user, assume more.