No matter how much you polish a turd, all you get is a shitty rag.

No matter how much you polish a turd, all you get is a shitty rag.

Invicta’s are pieces of shit. Their customer service is horrible and their advertising is all QVC gimmicks. “Mkay, today we’re marking this one down from $4,995 to just $149"

Invicta’s are pieces of shit. Their customer service is horrible and their advertising is all QVC gimmicks. “Mkay,…

Leave an upper-decker in the toilet at work and convinced EVERYONE in the office it was one of the Harden supporters. The other one will be trickier to get rid of, due to heightened paranoia.

> “Don’t try and stick your finger 3 inches inside your asshole and you’ll be fine.”

He disassembled it when he took it to the airport and put it back together before take off. It’s what all of us driveway pilots do.

Obama is the first Nobel-prize winner to bomb another Nobel-prize winner (Doctors Without Borders).

I threw a basketball at my dad 20 years ago and he STILL hasn’t passed it back.

Agreed. It’s like an official “You have great taste” compliment.

Agreed, I find Asylum to be the most “Batman” of all the games. City was fun as hell too, but Asylum just had that something special. Origins was probably the weakest of the three.

I came here looking for Knightfall comments.

While listening to Phil Collins.

I came here for the bad-knees jokes and playing off “walking away.”  

This should be higher up

More of a pork belly futures guy myself, but to each their own, Mortimer.

Oh shit, Omar comin! Somebody bout to get got.

Fresh Market Master Race checking in from Florida.

Term limits sounds awesome. Who isn’t tired of people who’ve had the job 30 years and haven’t gotten a damn thing done?

3 word post has the whole office rollin’ - lmfao

I can never see shit at these things.