Caitlyn is a fascinating look into what white male privilege looks like on a woman. White women have their own sense of privilege but this Caitlyn mess is a whole different beast. She’s got like, super-duper privilege and watching her open her gob and consistently embarrass herself is one of my last remaining…

You can transition the girl out the privileged American White Male ™, but never transition the privileged American White Male™ out of the girl.

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

No. People can’t not do illegal drugs. And having an unpopular opinion doesn’t automatically make you some ultra-rational speaker of plain truths. Sometimes opinions are unpopular because their fucking stupid, and holding them just makes you a naive idiot. 

You’re right. Kissinger’s ability to diss someone who is unfortunately relevant in a way we find momentarily entertaining as we all prepare for various dystopian fictions to manifest into our current reality also translates to complete forgiveness and unanimous approval for Henry Kissinger.

Or are we just saying ‘even…

WORE IT JUST FOR YOU

A few years ago I read an article written by a grown woman, who had a relationship with her teacher when she was 15-16. She made it very clear that her teacher didn’t force himself on her or threaten her. He was the opposite. Sweet, nice, gentle, interested in her life. She chose, as a 15 year old, to meet up with him…

Bragging is unseemly.

While Kissinger may be a complete shitstain on humanity, the dude’s been in diplomacy for a long time. He can’t help but have learned a little something about plausible deniability, and that what’s not said often is much, much more important than what is.

Ok- super props to the woman that said she loves sponcon and it tells her what to buy. Either she is a marketer for the blog, or the person I never though existed.

Actual Owen Labrie picture below. Not a pic of a palatable tv nerd.

“I am not a racist.”™

Why should you be surprised that he doesn’t use protection? The guy has never played defense once in his life. /deadspin’ed

The fixing make-up thing was so distracting. And damn she was stone cold when she was all, “You know him. You follow him on Instagram.” about her new BF to Shay and he was just crestfallen. Jax sucks at his own life, but he’s right about everyone else’s.

There’s so much to unpack here. Have you noticed that it’s harmful federal intrusion when trying to protect civil right but if a state legalizes pot that state is over stepping?

I clicked on this expecting to find out that DeVos had appointed that UT affirmative action bitch.

I still believe it, they just didn’t have the receipts.

Jewish people love Easter.

I predict the event will just be Hope Hicks throwing raw eggs at passing children while Stephen Miller shrieks “ENJOY YOUR LAST BIG GOVERNMENT HANDOUT, DICKBAGS!”