Well plus side it means that a Qatari billionaire is now available so.... *crosses fingers, have your dad call my dad*

Anyone read that as ‘glut of slut eggs’? Just me? Okie dokie then.

Some of these tweets are aging like a fine wine

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

What infuriates me is that what she learned from all of this is that she thinks she shouldn’t have voted at all. Really? With hindsight, you don’t wish you had exercised your right to vote for someone whose administration probably wouldn’t have ended up encouraging the type of ICE deportations that resulted in tearing…

“I did it for the economy. We needed a change.”

Kendall Jenner is truly the unheralded ambassador for black people.

the fake ads in the SNL skit (and the real super bowl ads they are parodying) at least took some sort of STANCE, even if that stance was the bare minimum for human decency. This Pepsi ad is so toothless - like they wanted to make sure that the most racist asshole in the country couldn’t quite accuse them of supporting…

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

“Perhaps she feels skincare is different. . . . and if I could get a $90 facial I damn sure would.”

Jezebel is neither a court nor the police. They are under no obligation to use legal name. The AP, NYT, and Reuters style guides all say to use a person’s identified name and pronouns unless it is specifically newsworthy to provide their dead name.

Sorry, I should have been clearer: I was worried about early onset many years ago, well before he turned seventy. I’ve been subjected to this guy for years because my parents used to watch Celebrity Apprentice, etc. But anyway, yes, whatever it is has been exacerbated by stimulants. I know he fancies himself above…

The damage this admin is doing to democracy is staggering. How convenient that everyone will come out of this thinking not only that all politicians lie, but that incompetence and corruption are to be expected.

Also if their physical appearance pleases them. Dudes like this claim they can’t listen to some of us because they’re distracted by the fact that we look too fuckable, and then turn right around and claim that they can’t listen to the rest of us because they’re distracted by the fact that we don’t look fuckable…

HAHAHAHAHAHA DON’T YOU FEMINAZIS GET IT? MEDIOCRE WHITE DUDES DON’T HAVE TO LISTEN TO WOMEN, ESPECIALLY WOMEN OF COLOR, IF THEIR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE DISPLEASES THEM. SO GOOD. SO GOOD.

Maxine Waters is a national treasure and hero. Her vote against the Iraq War Resolution in 2002 will confer upon her a legacy of being one of the few politicians of the era of courage and conscience.

Because it sure seems like if it’s to help school-age girls get into STEM, Jezebel is all for it...but if it’s to help boys with the problems boys have, then it’s sexist and excludes girls.

I find this hilarious because, as someone who has done a fair amount of first class travel, it’s not like the folks at the front of the plane are attired in smoking jackets, afternoon dresses and grandmother’s pearls. I’ve probably got on jeans, a comfy sweater and slip-on shoes just like the plebs back in row P.

We need to discuss the unrealistic body images that affect black girls and women too. A big ass is worshiped and fetishsized way too much. Blacc Chyna and Nicki Minaj’s bodies are not reflective of the average black woman. We are more than just asses. I’m happy that body types other than Eurocentric bodies are…