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I’ve been in this situation as a teacher. Full lockdown. Intruder on campus, potentially armed. Every kid had a cell phone, and it was a bit of a nightmare. Kids were tweeting inaccurate information, and parents started rushing to the school to get their kids when really, the police needed people to not be entering

Seems pretty easy to do...

I’m not surprised she’s named Amethyst.

OMIGOD THEY CAN REACH THROUGH THE SCREEN???? AHHHHHHH!

It’s different for me. When it’s stuff that’s over a hundred years old, I can totally forget it when listening or reading or looking at a work.

raise your hand if you’re completely, totally, 100% OVER chris pratt.

The entire statement is rife with bullshit language. “the story told by Timothy” = meant to imply fiction. They both have “demons” = meant to discredit. What we “chose” to do together = meant to imply consent.

Or dead. Or both.

It has reached the point that any time I see a headline with a male celebrity, I just assume they are a sex offender.

When I first read it as a child, Professor Baehr was depicted in the illustrations as quite an old man, adding doubly to my angst that she didn’t end up with dishy Laurie.

I just rewatched Little Women and fell in love with him. I first watched it when I was little and was pissed she didnt end up with Laurie.

Hogan’s Heros > Sgt. Schultz > “I know nothing! I see nothing!”

So many men Schultzing their way through life. I don’t even have the energy to be disappointed anymore.

Seriously. My kingdom for her genetics.

I kind of love how all women of a certain age are actively rooting for Brit. She DOES deserve it.

I totally thought my acne would go away at 21 and shocker, it didn’t. I’m still using acne products daily at almost 30. Why don’t adults give us the heads up when we are young? Although I guess being a teenager is hard enough without someone crushing your dreams of an acne-free future.

Are you Robin Scherbatsky? "Look, I come from a culture of hockey players. If a guy can throw down it's somewhat, way hot. And scars? Hello! If a guy's got a scar, he's got a Robin, and if he's missing teeth, I'm missing my pants!"

When I did my obligatory young adult trek through Europe I had a funny encounter in Amsterdam. I was passing through the Liedseplein and some Irishman shouted at me from The Bulldog.

I can only hope that they were approaching in a line, snapping their fingers as they went.

I have a whole bunch of stories (mostly about my sister) so I'll post a few:

1. We were on holiday as a family in Europe somewhere (mother, father, me and younger sister, both in middle teenage hood I think.) We'd been seeing the beach and gone back to the car, which was parked on the road above the beach, with about a