Thankyou for bringing up Quantum Leap. That always brightens up my day a little. Even if it’s something sad like this. Though I confess I am one of many who had assumed she’d passed some years ago.

Makes me wonder how Kenan has been able to do it as well as he has for over two decades. It’s not like he’s been hanging back or coasting - dude is still bringing it in practically every other sketch every week. And as far as I can tell he hasn’t resorted to being a heavy drug user or toxic personality, and has no…

All things being equal I imagine someone having their hair smelled would prefer that to rough digital penetration or all the stuff Harvey was up to. 

Getting the keyboard up in there is the hardest part

“I have blown the opportunity to have sex with several women because I asked too many times about consent and they concluded that I am a pussy.”

This is all from the outside, in my personal life I have blown the opportunity to have sex with several women because I asked too many times about consent and they concluded that I am a pussy.

Yeah, but you also say a lot of dumb shit, so are you surprised people don’t listen to you?

“I don’t know why you would stay in a relationship where you are having sex you don’t want to have...”

It’s dope ass phrases all the way down.

It’s Rabin! Now bring back Sean O’Neil, Tasha Robinson, and Zodiac Motherfucker!

could he be any more pugilistic?

Just Chandler being Chandler

My brand is repeatedly punching Russel Brand in the face. Can’t do anything about it, it’s just part of my persona.

This is like saying on average, you, me, and Bill Gates are all billionaires because if you add all our money and divide by three that’s what you get. There are enormous, highly profitable, factory farms in the US (which might still be considered “family farms” because one family still controls them) and there are…

Hot take! We got a hot take over here!

Going back to my youth, the Onion had a story that stuck with me headlined

I like the video for the most part, but somebody in his inner circle, PLEASE stop him from going back to these terrible punchlines. The interpolation choruses too. The whole throwback angle doesn’t work when he keeps going back to the well that made him fall off in the first place.

he still holds a lot of cachet with creaky edgelords who conflate speed with skill when it comes to rap

Eminem has been shit for way longer than he has been great. He had a stellar run of albums in the late 90s and early 2000s. And now he continues to dump on his legacy with every new release. This has nothing to do with his politics, it’s just obvious that he’s tired and has nothing to say anymore.

It’s very chicken-egg to me, in the sense that the Black Keys are known and long-lived enough that you could fill an arena off $30 tickets, but not $200 ones.