The worst kind of boss is the seagull. They flap around making a lot of noise and disrupting everything until something goes wrong. At which point, instead of taking responsibility, they just sh1t on their team. 

Let's be honest, if Musk brings Twitter down in flames then humanity will be better off.

Jack Dorsey will make $974 million dollars on this deal. Of course he’s gonna talk about this being a great idea.

Bill Murray has always struck me as kind of a jerk but he's also been in so many good things that people are willing to look past them. Glad the post metoo system is sort of working here

221,640,000 customers paying an average $15.49 a month (assuming a 50/50 split between basic and premium).

Expertly presented this story in the clickbait-iest way possible. I’m almost impressed.

Actually, a coerced confession absolutely should exonerate her. The evidence they used to convict her was bullshit, therefore the conviction was bullshit.

You have a higher chance of going to Hawaii and getting attacked by Ezra Miller than you do getting attacked by a shark.

Netflix 2012: “For $8 per month you can stream pretty much every Disney movie ever made, every superhero movie ever made, all the Star Wars films, all the Marvel movies, every season of The Office and every Saturday morning cartoon from your childhood.”

The “key bump” of cocaine is so weirdly specific that at the very least he seems pretty familiar with it 

Uhhh wtf is that Marca link? Amber is a sociopath because Johnny wore a gray suit and Amber also wore a totally different one? And they both have the same black Gucci tie? What a bizarre little tirade you've linked here.

toying with the idea of turning DC into its own solidified content vertical.

I like how conservatives act like they get banned for trying to discuss if lower taxes on the rich is economically beneficial and how deregulating industries leads to cheaper prices, instead of for harassment, bigotry, and illegal activity. 

Why is he doing a Jim Ross impersonation in that photo?

The first part of this sounds like an episode of Pawn Stars.

I assumed you were joking before I realized you’re an idiot.

This guy helped someone launder $2.9 million.

Can’t wait to meet all the directors and screenwriters who will have been replaced by the time their movies are released!!