First of all, Rita, if you’re gonna go for basic white boy instagram model, I get it, those pecs.

I couldn’t finish the Olivia Rodrigo video because it just seemed like an ad for whatever that flip phone was.  Maybe I’m wrong.

I remember watching this in theaters and wanting to crawl under my seat from embarrassment... I still feel that way.  But damn, Freddie could get it then, and definitely can get it now.

I thought Marie Antoinette invented cottagecore...

That last sentence sums up the only way we can get a certain portion of the boomer generation, and the monsters they’ve raised, to change in any way.

That Glee thing makes me think of that viral tweet going around lately about how glad they were that Glee ended before WAP.  Spoke way too soon I guess.

I think you missed a sense humor.

I would never leave that kitchen, it’s gorgeous in every way. 

Talking Stick Resort is actually pretty fun. It’s a casino on the Pima-Maricopa Indian tribe land. It’s a nod to the traditional talking stick tool used for tribal council meetings.

He basically has #blessed tattooed on his arm, like we’re just following the Wonderbread rainbow down white bread lane.

I treat Dirt Bag like I do WWHL, I’ll watch if it’s a higher caliber celebrity. That’s my elitism and I own it.

McDonald’s was knowingly keeping their coffee at boiling levels hot, and had several previous incidents of people really hurting themselves in the drive-throughs because they were boiling and filled to the brim.  That poor woman actually had horrific injuries that included having to get skin grafts on her genitals.

I’m kinda tipsy, but just from my quick read/scroll: NO, to everything

Oh, please do!

No, you’re the one that brought up elitism as a pejorative. You just belittle people who raise valid concerns about things that could be deemed superficial as potentially problematic, specifically in the context that young people today learn from such superficial examples.

As a 4th generation Arizonan, fuck you Meghan, you and your party wear this mess around your neck.

LOL to considering reading books as elitist.  Your first and last paragraphs would be so funny if they weren’t so sad.

For fuck’s sake, who listens to all these stupid ass podcasts and youtube videos? The amount of people who just seem to consume crap astounds me, like I find all this talking about nothing so absolutely boring that I’m almost jealous of some people’s herculean attention spans.

Carrie would TOTALLY pivot to instagram influencer/podcaster territory. It’s just, like, no one has asked for this, right? I was done with them after the 3rd or 4th season, let alone that first and second movie (the second movie was the veritable nail in the coffin).

I saw Puppetry of the Penis in the early aughts with my then boyfriend, and I remember it being pretty funny. The liquor flowing helped for sure, but I recall it being kind of awkward at first sitting in a giant theatre with all these strangers staring at two guys playing with their dicks. I think the audience was…