tituscovidius
Titus Covidius
tituscovidius

For fuck’s sake, who listens to all these stupid ass podcasts and youtube videos? The amount of people who just seem to consume crap astounds me, like I find all this talking about nothing so absolutely boring that I’m almost jealous of some people’s herculean attention spans.

Carrie would TOTALLY pivot to instagram influencer/podcaster territory. It’s just, like, no one has asked for this, right? I was done with them after the 3rd or 4th season, let alone that first and second movie (the second movie was the veritable nail in the coffin).

I saw Puppetry of the Penis in the early aughts with my then boyfriend, and I remember it being pretty funny. The liquor flowing helped for sure, but I recall it being kind of awkward at first sitting in a giant theatre with all these strangers staring at two guys playing with their dicks. I think the audience was

That pic is old, Biebz is like 20/21 in it.  As someone who has spent over a decade working at a university, I stand by my statement that 20 year olds are absolutely teenagers.

That pic is from like 2015/2016, so Biebz was 20/21.

That picture is old, I understand a hard concept to grasp. Biebz is like 20/21 years old in that pic, so my statement still stands. Sorry, Carl.

Aren’t they all?

RE: dick root dude pic. As a 40 year old man, I could not imagine being a fuckin’ adult dressed like that in pictures with a literal teenager. I’m both horrified and embarrassed for anyone involved with that so called church.

It’s weird that after 4 years of Trump and his ilk, conservatives think they have any moral or ethical ground. Which is something we need to constantly be reminding the conservatives in our lives over the next 4 years.

That was a really sad read, life is definitely too short for that crap. You make a really good point about us passive folks. Being passive is still an action, and still holds responsibility. It’s good to be reminded of that.

Who the fuck wants to still be working at 87?!?  I’m 41 and ready to retire.  If I were a millionaire like her, I’d be chilling in my library reading all day and being tipsy by noon for my mid-day nap.

Her insta says it was colon cancer. Fuck cancer. Natalie will always be a BAP.

Just more proof that there is no such thing as cancel culture.

You can do that? I looked at one basic ass white shirtless dude’s profile once, and all I get are suggestions for basic ass white shirtless dudes. Pretty much all the people I follow are chefs, artists, and the occasional fun celebrity like Amy Sedaris or Martha Steward, so I don’t get their shitty algorithm.

Did they point to a certain spot on the spectrum and say “play this!” It’s such an odd choice to make it a physical thing, autism doesn’t always manifest physically.

Eh, I like Harry and all, but I never, ever, need life advice from a good looking rich young person. If you can’t enjoy your coffee in your mansion without meditation, you have many more issues.

What I don’t get about this dude and Terry Richardson is that none of their photographs are new or providing any kind of new artistic perspective. They just look like cheap 70's porn. I just don’t get it.

Don’t forget AZ!

1. Unless you’re a multi-millionaire (10's of millions plus), those tax cuts haven’t done shit for you.

The burden of proof for your ideologies is not on me to prove, it’s on you. If you feel your life has gotten better over the past 4 years, then you can explain the details (and “his policies” is not an answer unless you actually list out the specific policies and how they have affected your life).