He has a repaired cleft lip/palate.

http://www.theonion.com/graphic/bannons-cyst-finally-ruptures-55512

Health Canada issued a warning about using borax to make slime for kids last year. http://www.healthycanadians.gc.ca/recall-alert-rappel-avis/hc-sc/2016/59514a-eng.php

“Common sense is not that common”?

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/canadian-woman-turned-away-from-u-s-border-after-questions-about-religion-trump-1.3972019

Good one? A girl just died “in the hut”.

David Stephan and his father, Anthony Stephan, had a company peddling snake-oil remedies for mental health conditions. A man abandoned his antipsychotic medications to take this concoction, had a psychotic episode, and killed his father.