Here’s a question: could it have fizzled? I remember in The Sum of All Fears (the book, not the movie) they (SPOILER ALERT) build an H-bomb that fizzles. The first stage (i.e. fission) goes off and still does quite a bit of damage, but the fusion part never quite takes. I know the most likely explanation is that…

U.N. Security Council Meeting:

So basically he put some Mentos in a 2 litre of coke in his mom's basement?

Here is what we do. We roll our eyes, say “that’s nice Kim dear” and then we go about business as usual and ignore him. He’s more a threat to his own citizens than he is anyone else.

I can’t see what you did there

and now let’s give thanks and recognition to the F-117 design team who’s help made it possible

One of my favorite pictures of the F-117

Ah yes, we’ll have the Thunderbirds put on an airshow over Raqqa. That should do it. They’ll be so awestruck by our tight formation flying and ‘Rock You Like a Hurricane’ that they’ll drop their weapons and immediately rethink this whole Caliphate thing.

Just glad your lead picture features the actual French military. Our friends on the Gawker main page seem to be struggling a bit.