Luckily, you've kept up with the skin flute lessons… or so I have heard.

But I thought video killed the mineral star.

Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".

Death Becomes Hur

And perpendicular to mine.

That's a superpower I am not familiar with…

Spider-man 3?

Yeah, not in this one. Perhaps the third one: "Oh God! It's Batman vs Superman! Again!"

T.G.I.Friday the 13th?

We've argued them down to… a reboot.

Confucius say: "Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ."

Or Mickey Rooney from "Breakfast At Tiffany's"

Tuesday Weld-y?

It has no business being a title! It should leave the titling business to all the other titles in the tilting business!

Ballistic: Hobbit vs. Army

3 Hobbits and a little Army

News comes out daily? What an age we live in!

Most of them are poor, yes. The recent recession did a number on the industry.

That does it! I'm running for Congress!

And…. there goes my erection.