Bless you @dingdingdongdingdong:disqus! You are truly doing God's work!

Ummm… because you read the headline.

That's what the clown said shortly after that picture was taken.

Worthless without a link to a picture. Please send me a picture, is what I am trying to say here.

They're ALL lucky… they are clowns after all.

You had doubts that it wouldn't be hot? I mean, c'mon! JLD and a clown? That's a recipe for "hot" if I ever heard one.

When I started this clown thing, I thought it would be nothing but glory. You know, the glory of being a clown.

Yeah! Peeps is OUR word!

Not me… I want to know what the theoretical fuck?

She'll write a note saying "I have to go now. My planet needs me." And then die off-screen.

They would be eye level if he continued to stand on a couch…

Once you go Black you never go Orange?

Admittedly, it didn't make sense but I justified it as delayed payback for 2004's "How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb"

I initially read it as "U2's plane was shot down over Russia".

It's not age that matters, rather the length of your neckbeard

We can wear our tight slacks which give us great bulges!

There will certainly be a lot of swinging in their bachelor pad that night!

SNL will tell everyone its still 39…

Ok, Ok… enough sunlight for you today. Back in the basement!

But Tity Boi wanted to be an astronaut…