Let's not forget the curse of Joe Thornton.

Gotcha. My bad. I guess I saw a lot of responses that were equally ridiculous, and seemingly serious. When will Kinja introduce sarcasm font?!?

When you start with "get her drunk", you're off to a bad start. When you're next step is "pretend to be drunk", things are getting downright rapey.

Stop thinking so damn hard. If you like her, ask her out. If it matters first whether or not she likes you, you're doing it wrong.

Basic math: you'll never use it after you leave high school.

I can offer a half-hearted recommendation of Ready Player One, which I found to be an entertaining story chock full of video game history and references that make you say, "I remember that!" The writing style, though, left a lot to be desired and characters sometimes felt unsophisticated and trite at times. I…

Trigger warning certainly couldn't hurt, though I'm sure it wouldn't have stopped all the backlash. I would say it's virtually impossible to legislate sensitivity, and you're right—there's so much to be sensitive about because everyone has different experiences and what one person views as benign might cut to the…

A thoughtful response, to be sure. Here's why I kind of get why many people were off-put by the whole Dickwolves thing: because of the aftermath. See, I get how the original comic itself wasn't not at the expense of rape victims. In fact, in a weird way, it's actually in support of them, philosophically—it's…

Oh good god. Mutant League Football is one of my all-time favorites, I didn't know there was a hockey. Time to break out the emulator.

Christ, what is that, Bud Fucking Light? For a second I thought this man had balls, but now I realize he's just a glorified frat fuck. #drinkrealbeer

But he's so articulate.

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I dig where you're coming from, and you might be right, though it seems odd he would do it in such a way that he collapses while walking to his car with his wife. As an alternate theory, it's no secret that pro wrestlers tend to drop dead relatively young due to the ridiculous amounts of PEDs they loaded their bodies…

I'm not sure what foul bachelor frog has to do with this.

Good to know, but not my dilemma. It was mid-mission that I was getting sniped out. Not at the starting point. Unless there's something else I'm missing...? Seriously, tips to avoid the trolling are welcome, because I could very much get into GTA online, I think.

I had a similar experience. There was some guy camped out at one of the intro mission locations, picking me off every time I tried to do it. I mean, I get the point is that you have to always be on alert, but when you can't even get through the online tutorial because some troll won't let you? Not my cup of tea. …

But you don't play as Elizabeth (who is quite powerful, tearing holes in spacetime and whatnot), you don't play as Ellie, who is limited in what she can do throughout that game. I realize the impulse here is to say that, well, just allow Ellie the freedom to play like any character would in that game, but then she…

If you're going to comment on an article about the sad state of education, perhaps you should check your grammar.

Citizens of tomorrow, be forewarned.