The disconnect between Pratchett's talent and the contents of the game's script may be indicative of what went wrong with Thief more broadly. I've no doubt the majority of the people who worked on the rest of the game were similarly good at what they do—these are some of the same people who made the terrific Deus Ex:…

This guy ain't a "grew up on the wrong side of the tracks, doesn't know any other way"" kind of criminal. He's a sociopath. Good luck rehabilitating him.

Delicious.

Indeed, Pauly Shore is the embodiment of the 90s.

I DECLARE THAT HERETOFORTHWITH ALL RAGEQUITTERS SHALL BE IRREVOCABLY AND UNEQUIVOCALLY SET UPON BY RABID DOGS AND BRANDED WITH A RED LETTER "A"!

I think you mean, "Skooma."

I. Love. Dr. Steve. Brule.

I was thinking roughly the same thing.

It is never a bad time for The Hold Steady.

I see what you did there.

But pro bowl

At least you recognized it. If you could speak to my father...