I just can’t imagine liking sex as much as this woman says she does.

YES, thank you.

ghee is the answer here 

In my life, I have never really understood the desire for “stuffing”.
It’s edible packing material, for gods’ sake.

Enjoy your star for your passionate defense of the truth.

Fuck!

Yeah, if Grover Washington Jr. is a one-hit wonder, then Stevie Wonder only had like two good albums.

I don’t know that I would call Grover Washington Jr. a one-hit wonder. Based on the wikipedia page you listed, his album sales killed in Jazz (14 number 1s) and he seemed to have quite a prolific career.

“Just the Two of Us” (either version).

I rarely actually laugh out loud while reading, but this made me crack up to the point of tears, and I even farted a little.

I have a pair of child safety scissors that only cut paper and hair, and while it cuts hair in any location, it cannot cut skin. Really useful at preventing pubic cuts.

Bring the bush.

I live in the area, south Manatee County, but a lot of my social life used to be Sarasota because I graduated from college there and I still spend a lot of time there. A lot of the locals think this is bullshit. Yes Sarasota has lots of people with more money than taste but it is not filled with young pretty rich…

They are counting on voters in states like Michigan and Ohio being hateful bigots. The tragedy is that they are probably right.

When I read the headline my thought was just Again?

We were! You can take the shitkicker out of Missouri but you can’t take Missouri out of the shitkicker.

I really want him to succomb to the stress and beat the William Henry Harrison record (31 days.)

You’re doing good work parsing Toby Keith’s (I’m a Brit and have no idea who any of these people are) ramblings.

Fuck Mariah Carey for this. Fuck anyone who wants a big paycheck to fake a performance.

Ah, so this is the part where he grabs the collective press by the pussy.