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I’m from Ohio. They ARE hateful bigots. There are some pockets of enlightenment, but particularly in Cincinnati, a city of more than a million people with several colleges and a very big university, most folks act like anyone the least bit unusual has cooties and should be exterminated, or at the very least humiliated

Someone I know named her new Cuisinart after Chrissy Teigen. So now it’s all “Chrissy Teigen and I are making salsa today” and “Chrissy Teigen shredded five pounds of potatoes in three minutes.” She said she wanted to name it after a supermodel but Gisele is insufferable and Chrissy Teigen is awesome and likes to

I hate to be “That Person” but cherubim is the plural of cherub.

So there’s this quote that’s been ascribed to George R.R. Martin: “I can described an axe entering a human skull in great explicit detail and no one will blink twice at it. I provide a similar description, just as detailed, of a penis entering a vagina, and I get letters about it and people swearing off. To my mind

Also, for what it’s worth, Hebrew National are kosher dogs. Only certain parts of the animal can be kosher (although things like tongue and other “economy” cuts are kosher), the facility is regularly inspected by rabbinical authorities and the animals have to be properly slaughtered, so someone’s looking over the

I am a school librarian (and I carry a small academic load too, like, with students and grades and everything) and I am really fucking tired of programs like these telling me I’m not a “real teacher.” I teach people things all damn day, and when I went to apply for the Teacher Next Door program through HUD, the woman

Jesus Christ, what is WITH these people and their hair? That is a tragedy. Rita Ora, let’s have an honesty moment: I wear my hair wet out the door on my way to work almost every damned day, but even I manage to blow-dry with a round brush for Picture Day or a meeting with my boss. Surely you could find a hairdresser

My 10-year-old son saw a sign in a restroom indicating tampons couldn’t be flushed, so he asked me a) what those are and b) why you can’t flush them, so I explained. (We’ve had several period talks already, and he knows he can ask me anything.) I finished by saying, “Son, there are two kinds of men: the kind that act

I hate to be a bummer but these do not biodegrade - please don’t use them. I love Neutrogena - they make great products! - but face wipes in general are a bad idea.

I hate to be a bummer but these do not biodegrade - please don’t use them. I love Neutrogena - they make great

Yours may not be the “it” he can get . . . I think he prefers gents to ladies, but yeah - he grew up very nicely!

At the risk of doxxing myself: 16 years ago I spent about a week working with Ronan Farrow when he was still a little boy called Seamus. Ungrey me and I’ll share the (not very gory) details - he was a very nice kid.

I love that we’re having a conversation about cosmetics here ;-)

Marshmallows. I hate to be grim, but these are the deadliest food when it comes to choking - they’re easily aspirated, and so soft and squishy that the Heimlich is useless. Never give a small child marshmallows. Even cutting them into pieces is risky. I’m an easygoing mom - if that binky’s not visibily covered in cat

This is more cute/sweet than gross/awesome, but still: when my older child was about 3 we were having dinner with another couple at a pretty upscale Indian restaurant downtown, patronized almost exclusively by wealthy white suburban retirees. At one point, Little Guy had to go, so his father took him to the men’s

I call bullshit. If you are encouraged to lance a boil, why are you discouraged to pop a zit? Wash well with soap, clean the area with alcohol, sterilize a needle or tiny pair of scissors, and just open up the skin over the raised white area enough to release the pressure. The pus will exit, you can put a small

Hilariously, the ad that appears twice in this story on my phone is for . . . Cheetos!

No one’s heard the rumor about Sam Heughan for the next Bond?

Photographs like this are so reassuring. Kim K! She’s just like me! Spends way too long on the makeup, then barely has time to wiggle into the dress, and so has to leave for the party with hair wet in order to get there on time. Hey girl, I like to put my sunglasses on top of my head so the bangs dry with a nice wave.

Yoy may already be onto this, but several bra manufacturers make what are called “minimizers” - they reduce bust projection by at least an inch by kind of redistributing you slightly towards your armpits. If the blouse otherwise fits but won’t button, or will button but has that nasty gap, this will fix it. Gitcha

Cola Icee is what they drink in Heaven!