No one wants to see a penis.

I reeeeeeeeaally want to be her friend. Like, real bad.

No, I hope not! That would ruin the magical unrequited-love element of the show IMO. I LOVE that Ilana fruitlessly (and openly) lusts after Abbi, and is cool with them never actually hooking up. Don't ever destroy that tension!

Hi, I'm Withnail. I went to NYU and was "poor" and smoked tons of weed, and I'm an "Abbi".

"They're broke, but they're also, like, white upper-middle-class privileged people," says Glazer. "It's not real rags-to-riches. It's fake poor. They could always move home if they needed to."

I, on the other hand, I'm all for monogamy, I don't believe open relationships can work because of jealousy, insecurities which are fair common human emotions. But this article has really made me reconsider if they can work, as long as both people know what's going on, be honest with each other and realistic. This…

A lot of people think monogamy is a wonderful ideal but it unfortunately isn't often a realistic proposition. After a failed marriage and a new one that has just begun I do not find monogamy a wonderful ideal at all. It may work for some but I, and my wife, find it at odds to the natural human condition. We are…

Interview With a Married Woman Who Takes Lovers on the Side

When I was in a similar relationship I was dating someone who was pretty androgynous so no makeup sharing, I am also jealous!

saaaame. After the surgery when I could stand up and take my clothes off I went to look, it was really upsetting to see the scars there. My husband made a joke about my gunshot wounds that kind of helped me put it into perspective but a year later they're still there and ugly and red and remind me of that scary scary…

I almost exclusively use sample mascaras! I don't think I've ever used up a full size before it dries out on me :(

I bought a mascara sampler once from Sephora and it was great. a. I had a bunch of travel size mascaras and b. I learned which ones I liked (Tarte) and which ones I didn't (Smashbox, I love your primers but they're not meant to collect pools of mascara that have fallen off my lashes are they?).

I also find that if I rub a teeny bit of my eye cream or a facial oil through my brows before applying the rest of the goop, that it helps keep the hairs flexible and makes caking less likely.

It can if one goes too heavy. I actually use a dab of BB cream over my brows to lighten them some, then lightly fill in the sparse areas with a micro pencil in the light blonde that my brows become. I finish with a few swipes of a light blonde brow mascara to pull them all together.

Weirdly, it's less titillating and more like watching an advice column that's sprung to life on your television. To tell the truth I really love advice columns, so it actually ended up being more compelling to me that it might've if it had been more explicit.

This is such revisionist bullshit, Kate. Pull your head out of the fiction being written by modern idiots, and do some actual fucking research. The higher your social class, the less equality you'd find, but the VAST MAJORITY of people are NOT wealthy Downton-Abbey-type families. The average woman would tell her…

At least in my neck of the woods, lawyers aren't addressed by the job title except occasionally in court (and in court is at most a tiny part of almost any lawyer's practice).

Patti Smith has a house a few houses down from the place where the dude I dated last summer had a surf apartment out in Rockaway Beach. We said good morning to her once. I don't want to say it was the highlight of my life, but at the very least it was a very solid high point.

I actually think they look kind of terrible :\

As a Latina woman, who has been at it that my whole life, I do not feel offended because cholo culture is not one that I feel represents my people. If she were wearing huipiles, and caites maybe, MAYBE I would feel upset. Chol@s is more East LA, gangster culture. Also my tattoo artist is white, his mother is white…