It has been said elsewhere and better, but:

If you wanted to know how the Germans went on with their daily lives, now you know. 

The DNA thing was stupid but the fact that people are clinging so hard to what amounts as a gaffe, while excusing more abhorrent behavior from other frontrunners, is straight up misogyny.

Representative Ocasio-Cortez makes it easy to love her in a lot of ways. Her fire, passion, and commitment to do the job she was elected to do—rather than just focusing on getting reelected from the first day of her term—are a refreshing set of changes from the daily grind of political prevarication and mealy-mouthed…

Stories like this actually terrify me, because it’s much easier for me to believe that all of this immigration bullshit is borne of a cynicism among the GOP and the Trump administration, making this out to be a crisis when they’re well aware that it isn’t, simply to scare old white people into voting for them.

What’s really funny about this is that the event, “Safari something,” that she was there to attend was canceled because of Yang’s involvement and the fact that Robert Kraft got his pud pulled at one of her previous establishments.

Huh. Yeah, I was wondering what the non-comedian reaction to “The Comedian” would be. Can I say, as a stand-up comedian, that it was actually kind of great, but can probably only really be appreciated by other stand-up comics? I don’t wanna sound patronizing, but there actually are a lot of layers in there, but I…

Ex: John Draper, Chris Lamprecht, Kevin Poulsen, etc. 

Again, for small-game hunting, there are two appropriate answers: “buy a 20-gauge shotgun”, or “I don’t care if you like small-game hunting, you can’t have a handgun.”

Thanks for the recap. Next time I’ll wait for your post instead of subjecting myself to listening to his stupid mouth.

She was a prosecutor, and she went beyond even the normal prosecutorial BS. If she explained why her positions changed or even acknowledged the realities of prosecution I’d be more on board with her. That being said I’m voting for her if she wins the primary.

I will drive him to the pharmacist of his choice.

OH MY GAOD IT WAS SO AWFUL! I had to make so many photocopies that my fingers like totally got dry and cracked, and I ran out of the lotion that is custom made for me at my family’s cosmetics lab in Japan and I had to use the office administrator’s bottle of Jergens. FUCKING JERGENS! I had to scrub my hands in boiling…

Asking what we as individuals can do to reduce our carbon footprint, it’s like the California drought when people in LA, SF and Oakland were asked to stop washing our cars or to only flush for #2.

will be among the first up against the wall when the Revolution comes :)

Um I know right from wrong and I rightly would have had 200 20s stuffed in my bra pronto. And wrongly maybe a dozen in my buttcrack.

1) These scooter startups are absurd and clearly, the Uber effect has made VCs stupid.

I wish someone at Jezebel would do some real research about it. The articles about this incident drive me batshit. I actually have the same type of kayaks, this is “the plug” and it’s used for draining water out of the kayak, because a lot gets inside of the boats.

“But it can’t be the hinge of the prosecution’s case.”
“Anyone who thinks otherwise has never been in, around, or even looked at one of these kayaks.”

Exactly.  

But it can’t be the hinge of the prosecution’s case.

Not only that! She removed the plug weeks or months before to use as a toy for her kitten. She didn’t realize it hadn’t been put back. And the amount of water the kayak would’ve taken on was minuscule — not enough to be a factor in his death.