“But it can’t be the hinge of the prosecution’s case.”
“Anyone who thinks otherwise has never been in, around, or even looked at one of these kayaks.”

Exactly.  

But it can’t be the hinge of the prosecution’s case.

Not only that! She removed the plug weeks or months before to use as a toy for her kitten. She didn’t realize it hadn’t been put back. And the amount of water the kayak would’ve taken on was minuscule — not enough to be a factor in his death.

Honestly, I’m still confused about how he actually ended up dying... It seems like he fell out of his kayak and drowned because no life jacket and alcohol, rather than anything else, and police allege she nudged the kayak away from him so he sank while she watched...?! Is that right?!

Love Jez- but can you take more than 5 minutes to full understand the story you’re writing about before making a clickbait/false headline?

I feel like you guys must be using the impossibility “deflated his kayak” as some kind of inside joke or troll job or something, because the continuing to do so unintentionally would be... a bad look.

If you want more outrage, we could discuss whether a white author has any right to write about a sentient mold from another planet, given that he is obviously starting from an earthist point of view.

And also, it’s going to put off the Norwegians.

There are too many soulless assholes who feel that someone becomes a nonhuman with no rights once they’ve committed a crime. See also: pretty much any discussion of the treatment of prisoners.

First wave, get the vote.

This makes no sense. I own the blue model kayak (except in yellow) and I forget to screw the plug in ALL THE TIME. It’s on the top of the hull and it’s meant to drain the boats after you get out of the water, before you try to lift them on top of the car and there’s 20lbs of extra water falling on your head. You…

I suggested no such thing - but the removal of the plug is not what would have caused the kayak to fill with water. That’s ridiculous.

Her guilt or innocence was not the point of my comment.

I REALLY am loathe to defend Trump, but video CLEARLY shows Abe doing it first. This is why alt-right idiots bleat on about fake news.

If the part about Sarah being all business and never socializing is true, and the part about Eliza being one of the affairs is true...then that means they’re playing good slayer/bad slayer IRL, and that makes me confusingly gleeful.

“Nam aliquam causam, et facti sunt exitus Wisigotharum est eamque intimam secum fert ut civium exitus.” Imperator Pence, 410 

That actually struck me as a tiny bit odd too. Even a passing mention would have gone a long way.

With a better fitting bra.

Nothing like a bunch of mediocre-looking men surrounded by swimsuit models to get me into the summertime spirit. Hard pass.

Well, thank goodness they didn’t use women as nothing more than sexually available decorations in this video. Oh wait. They did.

It’s so curious that these conspiracy hunters find themselves - the one time there does seem to be a genuine conspiracy going on - on the wrong side of it and refuse to believe it.