This is cute, but silly. Trump’s not getting our electoral college votes anyway, so California is a meaningless state for his campaign.

I'm in the UK right now, and it's already cheap, thanks to the Brits shooting themselves in the face repeatedly with this crap.

SF

Miami?  I once got stopped there for four hours because my wife was flagged by an immigration computer.  After waiting for what seemed like forever in detention, my wife (whose name is Jane Smith) was released.  It turned out they were looking for someone whose first initial was J and last name was Smith.  Real brain…

Did you perhaps mean “galling” instead of “grueling”?

Fucking cop speak.  What’s an interchange?  Were they looking at a freeway with their body camera?

So, what do you propose we do living in San Francisco? I am livid at our representative, but there’s no chance in hell we’re ever going to get rid of her. I can’t stand what’s happening in the country, but it feels like there’s nothing that can be done from here. I’d love to hear suggestions.

SF Pride has been a place for corporations to queerwash since at least the late 90's. If a company only gets behind civil rights once it’s convenient, they can fuck off. Obviously, google is making tons of money from racists, so they can fuck off from the start, but the whole pride industry detracts from what should…

Does 55% of the popular vote really guarantee your election, given the electoral college? Hillary lost with 48% to Trump’s 46%, right?

Argh.  AOC didn’t start this dumpster fire.  She retweeted an Esquire article that did and was being widely shared on the internet that day.  

So what can we do?  I read this esquire article, and it sickened me, just like every other article about every other sickening thing going on.  But I live in San Francisco.  I have no voice.  There is no protest movement, and even if there was, what would it do?  Irritate tech billionaires?  What do we do to change…

I suppose he’s going to learn how contractions work too at some point?

Saw the headline and thought, “must be Southwest.”  Oh look, it is southwest!

Thank you for that line about Gavin and Kimberly.  Gavin Newsom has to be a deeply weird person, based only on his relationship with Kimberly Guilfoyle.  He likes to presnt as a preppy normal, but he always gives of a Patrick Bateman vibe.

Only 1k a month? I’ll take 5 of them! - SF

You are really ascribing a lot of ambition to these parking officers, which is not something I’ve ever seen in real life.

I’ve lived in SF for 25 years.  Send us a bunch of hard-working people who speak the same language as a large part of our population?  Sure.  We’ll be fine.  We have other problems, but getting a bunch of new spanish speaking migrants will just be a blip.

The thing is, this isn’t the lede.  This random woman who appeared at Mar-a-Lago was talking about an event sponsored by the woman who used to own the brothel where the guy who owns the Patriots was busted.  She still has access to Mar-a-lago.  Isn’t having a known sex trafficker of Chinese ancestry coming close to…

I came here to say this too.  Sign me up for our new cyborg trans overlords.  It’s got to be miles better than what we’ve got now.

This is a consistent pattern with SF. I live here. The city pretends it’s super liberal, but cops have been shooting unarmed black and brown people here forever. We’ve had racist housing purge after racist housing purge. The cops spend their days sending each other racist and homophobic text messages. San Francisco is…