If anyone wants to read more earnest-yet-sometimes-pithy reviews of church services, go to the Ship of Fools (the Magazine of Christian Unrest) and browse the Mystery Worshipper archive. Mystery Worshippers have the option of leaving their card on the collection plate. Services get marked on things including the…

Bwa-HA!!! —— Yah, I can pull it out sometimes... LOL... Go be a smart-mouth, be a thorn, go be the gorgeously dressed ingenue at the next event you're invited to... the SPEAK YOUR SHIT. Make your impression.