If Pelosi and Chuck are going to do nothing to stop republican criminality, direct action is our only hope.

That’s awesome; fuck ICE.

Yeah, I mean: even besides the gun thing, Bruce Wayne has been shown to personally invest his money into endeavors to ensure that the people in the most dire of straits get the help they need (clinics, shelters, treatment.) Batman, at his best, is into restorative justice. Batman will punch out villains, again and…

You never know the reason why they are there, which is scary. Also, even if my intentions were good - I still wouldn’t approach a man who is paid millions of dollars to swing a bat really hard.

Yeah, even when he eventually got up, he seemed content to let the guy mosey over to him instead of going and getting him.

I don’t want to die while Trump is in power. I know it sounds weird but it means something to be. 

my favorite piece of Rand Paul trivia is that he is self-certified as an ophthalmologist, because the state of Kentucky will not certify him as an ophthalmologist.

But if everyone is walking around you for 20 years telling you what a great guy you are and how great a job you are doing, you will never see your mistakes.

You’re doing the lord’s work, for sure. Sorry about your brother. <3 

I mean, we joke about “Stop saying the quiet part out loud,” but that is literally what she’s saying here.

STFU, Meghan.

I’m very happy that both Seth Meyers and John Mulaney were nominated for their original song “Holiday Party” from Documentary Now’s Co-op The Musical. 

I know I was raised in an environment where racism and sexism was rampant

At the end of the day, if you cannot take responsibility and face the elements in your life that make you who and what you are, you will never change. The difference between me and one of 45's goons is that I know I was raised in an environment where racism and sexism was rampant, and I must every day question if what…

Just on a side note; in these four women I see the feminist movement finally paying off dividends. Their strength and moral clarity and focus is something beautiful to behold.

One of my many pet peeves is this whole arbitrary standard used as a way to minimize certain voices in this country, and this goes back in my adult life back to post-9/11 when those who did not support military action were being labeled un-American.

But he stood on her throat and didn't kneel, right?

Trump’s Christian apologists, summarized:

I think it’s cute how people who don’t care about a sport decide that everyone wants to hear how edgy they are when they comment about that sport.

To quote from John Stewart’s best segment ever: