I am registered as vote by mail only and I never received my ballot. I’ve checked my status and my address is correct and it does indeed show me as mail-in ballot only. I requested another ballot in writing and then again online weeks ago and I still never received one. I’m so pissed off.

I know right? We NL West fans hate them and I don’t know why the rest of baseball fandom doesn’t so much.

Demonize Republican politicians, because they are demons.

It’s hard to think of an unassisted political self-own as bad as this. It’s not easy to simultaneously piss off a big chunk of your potential base and make yourself a laughingstock amongst your opponents at the same time.

Thassa DEEP fackin’ cut, kid!

SIDEBAR: There is nothing in news media more inherently worthless than these five-panel political “discussions.”

You gotta out the ball over the white part of the plate

And two years later...

“and I’ve still got your money” is the hardest anyone has ever been burnt. 

*reads label*

Fun fact: if you're proud to be white, you can drink bleach to become *even whiter*! Own those libs!

I would’ve never guessed TJ Maxx and Marshall’s sold so much Nike shit.

As a liberal, I don’t feel like I’m being owned enough. I suggest they keep literally playing with fire on their property, just to show just how strong-willed and patriotic they are.

What a hypocrite. He’s been stretching that shirt out for YEARS. 

“former student”

I know this will be shocking to you, but some of us went to A&M and managed to not get all that caught up in the “A&M-ness” of the place. I managed to go to 90% of home football games, was even stupid enough to camp out in front of G. Rollie for A&M-UT football tickets, and I’ve probably been a “former student” for…

I’m an A&M alum, so I might be biased. But they should come down as hard as possible on this kind of “coaching.” I don’t care if the program gets pushed back to the Stone Age. This gets young men injured and killed. Zero tolerance. Common human decency should outweigh money and winning.