and the troll later sent him a message saying “I respect your skills” with three clap emojis. That happened.

Yeah. This sounds like a "So that happened" story. But if, by some miniscule chance, this really did happen, this guy seems like a bigger dick than the original troll. 

Stephen Moore looks like the kind of guy who ends every statement by taking a small pause and with a quivering voice uttering gently "please love me. Won't anyone love me?" 

Exactly. This is Hop 2.0 but with even weirder shit. 

This feels like they just recycled the script for Hop complete with James Marsden. That movie was a bizarre shit show already but this seems to take it to a whole other level. We are fucked. 

Touché. Take your damn star. 

I see no problem with Leeds scoring that goal. It’s the cost of flopping. I think playing on it was the right choice. If Aston Villa had a problem with it, take it up with your flopping player, ultimately it falls on him that Leeds got that opportunity.

When Mel Kiper Jr. says he likes a quarterback, you DO NOT draft that quarterback. Mel Kiper is the biggest draft hack around. At times I think he's gotta be trolling, that's how bad his "expert analysis" is. 

I know this article is about Apple’s shitty streaming service but allow me to take a swipe at the shitstack that is Airbnb for a sec.

When will Twitter just die? It’s a damn cesspool. Plus Chiitan is on Insta now so fuck you Twitter. 

Same. I played through the first castle and haven't played it since. I thoroughly enjoyed what I played but I have very little patience for games nowadays. I can sit and play for an hour at most before feeling the urge to do something more productive. One day I'll get back to it. 

No offense to your mother but she sounds terrible. Her statement completely betrays her logic. After SHE RETIRES. That means she's more than happy to get hers but wants others to not have the same opportunity. If women belong in the household why doesn't she just quit now and hold herself to her own principle? 

Man, I loved this show but it’s been gradually going downhill since Armando Iannucci left. That’s not to say it doesn’t still have its moments but it just feels like it’s all over the place and doesn’t know what it wants to do with the characters. The abortion storyline went nowhere. So did the Tom James stuff. And…

Jesus Christ, this guy is an omega-level dumbass. When you commit crimes that are this egregious, the one thing you don’t do is make a public spectacle of yourself, just tempting anyone to look into your shady-ass dealings. This guy wanted to be president...smfh.

Joel Embiid is a taller Draymond. He was funny at first but now he's just an annoying troll. 

I know it’s ridiculous to say we could’ve had this in Sacramento since the Kings will never not be the Kings but...WE COULD’VE HAD THIS! Malone IS a players’ coach. He was actually getting through to Cousins when the Kings decided to be the Kings yet again. Fuck the Kings (and myself for being a fan).

“Rep. Eric Swalwell, who is my personal dark horse for the thirstiest-ass dude in this whole primary”

Seriously, I do t know where Cuomo gets off talking about others. Todd might be trash but Cuomo is a flaming dumpster fire. 

Shocker! Musk turned out less Tony Stark, more generic millionaire asshole. Who could've seen this coming? 

100% this. I’ve really soured on Biden (he’s somewhere between Klobuchar and Gillibrand aka the bottom). And I don't really judge these women defending Biden. If they saw it as a warm gesture, that's their prerogative. Biden is the one who needs to understand that one person's affectionate gesture can easily be…