Man, sometimes I wish Trump would fake his death just so he could see the looks of utter joy and jubilation on the majority of the US as we celebrate the demise of this colossal idiot. Imagine the anger and humiliation he will feel to finally realize that it’s not the media who hates him but the majority of humanity.

So then by your logic, masturbation and sex outside of procreation should be illegal too, right?

I used to eat my boogers as a kid. I have no idea if it’s a factor but I have a great immune system. I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve been bedridden/vomiting type of sick. And it's been over a decade since. Maybe there's something to this. I mean, I wouldn't encourage parents to tell their kids to eat…

This shit is legit awful but you do you fam. 

Not to mention, it was after building an entire series where we got to know Superman and care about the stuff he did. 

I would argue Suicide Squad was better based on how very, very stupid it was. I almost went to see it again just because it was that bad. Snyder’s movies are bad in a very boring/mediocre way. The stupid/cringe factor is there for sure but not to the level of Suicide Squad which kinda made it better. 

So...you're saying we should be more like Republicans and vote for anyone with a D next to their name regardless of their record? This is the stupid take I'll probably read all day and it's only 8 am here. Thanks. 

Is it just for Love, Death and Robots? I experienced a weird shuffling of the episode order when I was watching the new season of Queer Eye. Something is going on here. 

That quote from 2011. Jesus Christ. Is there any other way of reading that quote than as him using the tragedy to shill his shitty book? He’s literally saying “I didn’t know he was a fan of my work, including this specific book of mine (available now)“. I guess that wasn’t enough proof of what an immense piece of…

God, I hope they pull a Jonah Ryan on him and read out every online nickname he's gotten for the record. 

It’s funny how adult son Devin Nunes complains that he needs Twitter because it’s a “modern town square” when he could just have a town hall to actually “permit the public’s free expression and debate”. But that would require him to actually face the public. What a whiny little piss baby. 

True. The stupid hidden dungeon in FFXV was such a pain in the ass to complete but the feeling after beating it, after all that trial and error, is amazing. Wasted about 6 hours on it, probably could've put that to better use but still, I can say I beat that thing. 

But it’s not just the fact that the guy talks in generic platitudes and keeps everything purposely vague. He’s not exactly new to politics. He’s been in Congress for multiple terms and he’s shown us nothing but middle-of-the-road vanilla. Look at AOC, Omar and a lot of the newer batch of Congress people trying to get…

That’s assuming these GOP shitheels are smart enough to not vote against their own interests which is far from a sure thing.

But Beto is a three-term congressman. That’s more than enough time for us to have a sample size of his record and to see at least some concrete ideas. And yet, all he’s said is surface level stuff that is open for interpretation. Like others have said, I think Beto is probably a great guy to hang out with and…

I’m all for all for a diverse field of candidates but I’m also for extreme vetting of these people. We should be criticizing every candidate.

That’s the thing though, isn’t it? We have nothing. It’s like a real shitty baseball game. The GOP is composed of roided up shitheads using underhanded ways to run up the score. Meanwhile, the Dems are a bunch of mediocre “purists” who are so busy making sure the ump knows they’re playing by the rules they forget the…

I absolutely hated The Twelve Kingdoms through the first arc (first 12 or so episodes) but forced myself to keep with it (I’m a completionist). By the end, I was sadly disappointed that the series ended prematurely. It’s one of the few anime that I’ve seen that starts off really bad (in my opinion) but is captivating…

Woah there! I'm gonna have to call the fire department after that hot take! 

Its not the mere act of dunking that makes this impressive, genius. It’s the elevation x reach x control of a shitty alley oop that makes it impressive. You might not be 6'7" but I doubt you’d be able to do this on an 8 ft hoop. Probably not even a 6 foot hoop.