Man, sometimes I wish Trump would fake his death just so he could see the looks of utter joy and jubilation on the majority of the US as we celebrate the demise of this colossal idiot. Imagine the anger and humiliation he will feel to finally realize that it’s not the media who hates him but the majority of humanity.

So then by your logic, masturbation and sex outside of procreation should be illegal too, right?

Dude, stop. Your MAGA is showing. 

AAnd you sound like a selfish asshole who would probably walk around a dying homeless person to avoid being “contaminated” by them . Something tells me I’m not too wrong about that assessment.

Is it selfish to want to protect one of my largest assets, my home? Is it selfish to want to protect my family’s safety?

So you’re saying the value of their property is more important than the well being of people in need? It’s this kind of reasoning that keeps things shitty.

I used to eat my boogers as a kid. I have no idea if it’s a factor but I have a great immune system. I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve been bedridden/vomiting type of sick. And it's been over a decade since. Maybe there's something to this. I mean, I wouldn't encourage parents to tell their kids to eat…

This shit is legit awful but you do you fam. 

Not to mention, it was after building an entire series where we got to know Superman and care about the stuff he did. 

I would argue Suicide Squad was better based on how very, very stupid it was. I almost went to see it again just because it was that bad. Snyder’s movies are bad in a very boring/mediocre way. The stupid/cringe factor is there for sure but not to the level of Suicide Squad which kinda made it better. 

This! I was also wondering about the rules too. If what “Red” said about her having to marry Gabe’s doppleganger and having kids because Adelaide did those actions on the surface, wouldn’t the same rule apply to killing your doppleganger? Like, if your Shadow is tethered to you, wouldn’t hurting them mean hurting…

Exactly. I think it’s the need to fit in. Nobody expected Get Out to be the cultural phenomenon it became so now people want Us to be the same. I can admit that although it was pretty enjoyable and kept me in suspense, as a whole, it’s a mess. The concept is interesting and Lupita Nyong’o’s acting was top notch, but…

So...you're saying we should be more like Republicans and vote for anyone with a D next to their name regardless of their record? This is the stupid take I'll probably read all day and it's only 8 am here. Thanks. 

Is it just for Love, Death and Robots? I experienced a weird shuffling of the episode order when I was watching the new season of Queer Eye. Something is going on here. 

That quote from 2011. Jesus Christ. Is there any other way of reading that quote than as him using the tragedy to shill his shitty book? He’s literally saying “I didn’t know he was a fan of my work, including this specific book of mine (available now)“. I guess that wasn’t enough proof of what an immense piece of…

God, I hope they pull a Jonah Ryan on him and read out every online nickname he's gotten for the record. 

It’s funny how adult son Devin Nunes complains that he needs Twitter because it’s a “modern town square” when he could just have a town hall to actually “permit the public’s free expression and debate”. But that would require him to actually face the public. What a whiny little piss baby. 

True. The stupid hidden dungeon in FFXV was such a pain in the ass to complete but the feeling after beating it, after all that trial and error, is amazing. Wasted about 6 hours on it, probably could've put that to better use but still, I can say I beat that thing. 

But it’s not just the fact that the guy talks in generic platitudes and keeps everything purposely vague. He’s not exactly new to politics. He’s been in Congress for multiple terms and he’s shown us nothing but middle-of-the-road vanilla. Look at AOC, Omar and a lot of the newer batch of Congress people trying to get…

That’s assuming these GOP shitheels are smart enough to not vote against their own interests which is far from a sure thing.