“Dick Clark, Dick Cheney, Dick Van Dyke...”

Orcas only. Not speciesist, just a preference.

i googled “fuck gary johnson” this morning hoping for this article. thank you for comin thru

the most offensive part is that he’s just recycling old themes

Bless turns anything into a tote

Counterpoint: please do this switch thing again. I like the Deadspin writers at Jezebel.

The result of realizing things.

Pipe dream:

Etiquette Monster v. Kate

Cannot contain myself.

I'm with you.

Heading up to Boystown now. I'm not going to let this ruin the day :)

Don't worry, guys. After last week's scare, I downloaded it just to be safe.

LOLWAT use a picture that's actually of him with Monica, not with Lily Cole.

PREACH.

'I'm the type of bitch that moans and screams'

Mean Girls is coming to life.

...CRINGE...