Normally, I’m all on board the “Shilling for Amazon at the same time you’re harping about them is hypocritical actually” train but 1) that’s a banner ad from Google that always changes and is one of the easiest ads to block on the internet. 2) That’s an ad for Fiverr, which lets you hire people to do a wide range of…

You first.

The President of the Company’s New Year’s speech was “We are going all in on NFTs and the blockchain!” Then they sold some assets and said “this money is going towards those things I told you I wanted.” And your take on this is that... Kotaku is stupid? You are illiterate.

What you said is the only relevant bit if you yourself have an agenda. But I’m sure you’re one of those incredibly unique agendaless humans I keep hearing reports about. 

My favorite site recently has been https://web3isgoinggreat.com/, where a software engineer named Molly White aggregates stories of NFT and crypto scams falling apart - either by the creators pulling the rug, or by the investors’ suckers’ “valuable” NFTs getting hacked and stolen.

and yes companies dont want you to resell your game because they make 0 dollars on it. If you use NFT and blockchain they could receive a percentage of every resell and would be alot more open about it. I guarantee we will see this in 3-5 years

No, they’re just tired of repeating all of the ways that NFTs are horrible pyramid scheme scams for idiots.

But what if they give their apes slurp juice?

“Paid” to crap on NFT’s .... by WHO? You inbred twit. Yes, there’s big money to be made in ...... opposing... NFTs? What? No you brain addled junkie, people oppose it because it’s designed to bilk money out of consumers and burn our planet to the ground with astronomical wastes of energy consumption.

The dastardly art of abbreviating a long paragraph to point out the relevant bit! Yellow journalism strikes again!

You said the same thing twice now. Without actually saying anything but, “What about the other side?!”

And you’ve been answered repeatedly.

“There is no other side.”

Since you cannot even provide another side yourself, I suggest you take the L and see how much you can get for a link to it.

It very much does mean that NFTs are useless, because they don’t provide any benefit over the other ways of doing them.

“the benefit of the cloud servers was they are distributed? but you’ll dook on a blockchain claim to decentralization?”

Tell us, then. Tell us what NFTs are good for.

Yeah, your house of cards is DEFINITELY collapsing because of all the people getting paid to crap on NFTs LLOOLLLLLLLLLL

People act like the image the URL points to being completely open to change or deletion is a bad thing.  What if the image of a Big Chungus I bought the URL to suddenly points to a ladies butthole?  have I not profited?  

a lotta yall still dont get it

ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape

so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes

Tonight’s slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces

1999: “Well, the beanie baby market just collapsed, but at least I’ve got a garage full of stuffed animals I can give to a homeless shelter.”

I can’t believe so many massive companies run by people who make stupid amounts of money could be wrong! Surely they should be the most capable among us? How else could they have made their fortunes??

Finally! Maybe now these tulip bulbs’ll really take off.