LOL it’s ok to cheat if you have kids and can’t afford to move out into your own apartment then.

In the case of those two specific cases, why would you have preferred not to have known about their unfaithfulness?

You could also just act and win an Oscar; if that’s easier for you.

But he seems kind of glassy eyed and patchy haired. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?

No. No it’s not. I am uncharacteristically annoyed by the internet.

I have been eyeing my kale suspiciously for days now. Opening and closing my fridge door. Just making steely eye contact with it. Everything has changed. I can feel it. I close the door just until the overhead light turns off and peek in, and look at it, laying there in the veggie tray. Looking innocent. Pretending to…

I would love to hear more about your diet. I know this is an older thread and isn’t really the topic.

I have never heard of a cuddle cocoon until now. Thank you.

LOL that’s a great link. No clue why that other poster got so salty and shit.

Where did you have it injected? And why didn’t you go with fillers?

WHAT?

Wait...wait...how and why would she do this?

I mean...if it gives me a nice orgasm sure. Why not try it?

It really sucks when the law is unpleasant...but...ya, pretty much.

This made me tear up. I don’t eat cookies but I’m looking them up tonight to buy a whole bunch for the office this week. <3

Legit laughing out loud here. “You work out very well” is one of the most pathetic things I have ever heard.

If that shit head wanted to say anything he should have asked if she knitted her scarf herself. What a loser and a lost opportunity for a pattern recommendation. :/

nice humble brag