Get that “reasonable reply” shit outta here buddy.

All things even, Lebron is the one who put his balls on Green’s head. Very rarely do I agree with Barkley, but Lebron was asking for a cup check with the step-over.

NBA really wants to see that Game 7.

More like former coach.

pretty sure the Umber’s millennial children are in charge now and they thirst for leaders who are more in touch with today’s fast-paced social-media driven society.

1000/1: Theon strangles him with severed Greyjoy peen.

I think it depends on exactly what that furniture looks like...

You can piss right off with that noise, young son.

Never enough Will Power.

I don’t want to see El Venti, then.

I love the Spanish announcer say “THE BIG ONE—EL GRANDE!”

The last time a Hurricane got this testy a Ward was destroyed, and I’m not talking about Cam.

I once worked at a college bar that bought this $3000 ID scanner. The bar owner told everyone, even had the newspaper do a story on it. This alarmed me because being a college bar half our crowd used fake ID’s. So I asked the owner why he bought this, we were going to lose a fortune. The owner smiled and shook his…

People who hate Philly fans? So, other Philly fans, right?

OK, sure the hockey team is a big nugget in this scandal. But, performance enhancing drugs in CURLING is worth exploring...at broom’s length.

Unfortunately, there’s nothing my beloved Sooners can do to black out that horrid first half performance...

This still has nothing on the glares created by Coach K.

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I think it's time for Dave to reorganize his spreadsheet. After all this, the girls should probably go on the ex-axis.

Arielle: