Oh my G-d, this is amazing. I may have to start hosting my own.

A) It is the bitterness of slavery and we eat it to remember our time in the land of Egypt, before God led us from bondage with an outstretched arm.

Guy with a Masters in Special Education and 17 years working with children with severe autism here: 1. Fuck you DeNiro, you degenerate piece of garbage. 2. The causes of autism are widely accepted as a mess of disparate factors.....the age of the father, a heightened level of testosterone in the mother, genetics ( a…

She divorced Robert Livingston “Topper” Mortimer a while back. Which, you know. If a rich white dude called Topper cannot make it work with a rich white lady called Tinsley, what hope is there for the rest of us?

If only the author had thought to mention it. Thanks for filling in that gap.

Yes, there is a problem with munchkins who don’t even realize that their umbrella’s tines present an eye issue for the taller ones of the species (6'7+ or 2 meters). I usually forgo umbrellas except for the wettest, rainiest weather and so take 2 approaches to the little people’s lack of understanding:

Also a tall person. I took to just stiff-arming peoples’ umbrellas when they were about to hit me with them. On a crowded street where I can’t easily avoid your giant fucking death umbrella, I’m protecting myself from it by just putting an arm up so it safely glances away from me.

as a 6'2", broadly built guy...

yeah. I wonder what its like for the little people to just pick up an umbrella and it be big enough to do something worthwhile.

most of the time if I take a regular umbrella, and hold the pole against my head, centered as possible, with the canopy down as far as i can... it’ll probably…

do you need a french horn? i play french horn

I’m okay with the mouth harp, aka harmonica.

Pick me! Pick me! I can play “The Entertainer” on the piano.

My band, Aggressively Sexual Passport Photo, will be happy to open for you at your next show.

I’ve been practicing on the triangle and in just a few more years I’ll be ready.

I have taken quite a bit of piano exams and alternative guitar courses.

Do you need a ukulele player?

Can I be a backup singer? I can also play the piano!

I am excellent at dropping the base, playing Street Fighter and dodging pollen collecting insects. See gifs for experience.

I’ll play the base guitar! *

I play a mean tambourine

I had to read that sentence three times, because my mind wouldn’t let me believe it said what it actually does say.