Yeah, this quote is why I don’t hate her (although don’t drive after drinking Tara!).

My childhood was bullshit.

Funny you should mention ... I saw this on Gavin Newsom’s Instagram this morning.

“If you want to, for your own-self-empowerment, take personal responsibility because you feel like you need to for something you did, that is one thing,” she adds. “But you don’t get to make that statement for everybody else.”

It’s not as funny if you check first.

“I think she was suffering from a bit of shock or she thought she had teleported across to the other side of the harbour.”

It’s like every day the world wants to give me a new thing to fear that I hadn’t even considered.

Yes to all of this (especially the wet curly hair in the morning before work bit... that bastard). If you’re trying to have sex with someone when the timing just logically does not work and they couldn’t say yes even if they wanted to, and then you get upset when it doesn’t happen... VERY frustrating.

No, I think he could control himself if he wanted to. He chooses to let his desire to boink his wife override her need to get ready for the day. “I can’t control myself” is a lame-ass excuse for being disrespectful of one’s partner.

Yes to this! I’m like, “This gets done before I shower or never. Don’t smush my curls.”

Love my tieks. I don’t wear them daily but when I travel which is a lot. They have saved my poor feet and mine lasted almost two years.

Love my tieks. I don’t wear them daily but when I travel which is a lot. They have saved my poor feet and mine…

What a surprise, Jezebel is staffed by people with eating disorders and a taste for beastiality.

Also, is anyone suggesting this is illegal? I don’t think anyone here has. But what is or isn’t illegal often has very little to do with what is or isn’t ethical or decent. And Microsoft’s decisions definitely have nothing to do with that.

Windows 10 is available throughout the world, and not all countries allow parents the same rights over their children that the US does. For example in the UK parents do *not* have the right to medical information without their child’s consent, from early adolescence onwards.

Yep, I’ve seen many instances where people are very upfront about their view that their children are “property” until they’re 18.

so true!

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The title is just a joke, right? We all understand that domestic sheep have been selectively bred over millennia in order to have way more wool than they would have had in nature...right?

Sort-of related:

Well, they're black bears so the police probably shot on sight & planted a weapon