Ugh that scene with the newborn replicant was awful. We get it, you’re evil, thanks for the exposition that could have been achieved in a single-sentence directive to your minion that sent her out on her mission. I wish they’d spent that time digging into Love a little bit and exploring what the entire thing meant to…

I’m firmly in the mindset of the scorpion and the frog here—sorry you’re drowning, but you knew who you were dealing with. You were fighting to put in power a party that disrespects women, refuses to spend money to help the vulnerable, and cannot keep employee turnover down to save their lives, and yet you’re…

My old office in NYC’s financial district was across from a residential building, and there was a woman a floor or two below us who was most definitely an escort. The guys in our office started booking the conference room for lunch every day so they could watch the show, since her midday slots were clearly always…

Right??? I distinctly remember Clan of the Cave Bear being on the recreational summer reading list distributed by my middle school. I, of course, was a huge nerd and eagerly sat down to cross off every book I’d already read, and then would work my way through the rest. Most definitely sought out the sequel like a…

Fairly certain this is exactly how policy is currently being created in the federal government as we speak.

Because what some people consider a flaw, other people would consider a positive? I’m horribly allergic to dogs and can never own one—a guy who dislikes dogs would be great for me. I would, however, appreciate a credit report, recent bank statements, letter of employment, etc. Basically, I learned more about what life…

Send this person to jail.

It’s definitely been done before, many times. I went on a terrible date like two years ago with a guy who had started a company specifically to make this. It was called Bagel Shake and after I refused to go back to his place with him on a second date he never called me again, so I am excited to have access to…

“What is this show about? I don’t know, I can’t understand a word Tom Hardy says.”

Ahhh I’m in the same position. I’m so scared to screw with my current routine because I love it, but I’m also scared of the crazy Republicans. What are you going to do??

You forgot “hanging out with their awesome doggo”

As a native New Yorker and a 5 college grad, I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that she bought this pizza at Antonio’s, which is next door to the Monkey Bar where this incident occurred, and I would die for a slice of it any Saturday night. Vinnie’s in Williamsburg is owned by guys who used to work there and…

Cannot star this enough times. Pioneer Valley forever. And have been making regular pilgrimages to Vinnie’s ever since I first read that they were Antonio’s alums on a Chowhound message board years ago. There’s no place like Chicken Quesadilla pizza at 1am.

They have some gyms where you can book hourly access, but it’s mostly for classes.

I’m sorry, did you miss the part where we live in expensive, crowded cities? I suppose I could take a 30 minute ride in heavy traffic and car exhaust from my apartment all the way downtown up to Central Park, enjoy the trees for a while, and then face death and dismemberment yet again on my way back down every day. If…

No, definitely not. They will take your money no matter what you look like or how cool you are. I joined over the phone and they wanted nothing more than my credit card info.

I joined ClassPass in May of 2014, 2 months after the rebrand from Classtivity launched, and was an immediate fan—I’d been balancing a cheap NYSC membership with as many classes as I could afford, and this seemed like the perfect solution. What most people who weren’t familiar with the service until later don’t know…

Yeah, I get that I was a little overwrought but I stumbled across his book when I was in college writing a paper (Of Kennedys and Kings) and he is just fascinating to me. What a life!

Harris Wofford has lived one of the more incredible lives in recent American history. If you’re spending one-on-one time with him talking about internet memes and what just happened on Game of Thrones, you’re kind of doing it wrong.

The language here tends to be pretty specific (dad is a maritime lawyer) so I am pretty sure he wasn’t technically “rescued” this time. His last attempt required a plane and a helicopter as well as a commercial container ship that was presumably rerouted to help with the rescue, and he was several days farther…