There are LOTS of things the average person thinks and does and says that they don't share with the world. That doesn't necessarily constitute "being in the closet." If Miles Klee felt somehow psychologically repressed by not sharing the nature of his marriage with his parents, or faced social censure for being honest…

Yup. I feel the same way. I've been in non-monogamous relationships off and on since college, and I hope to end up in a non-monogamous marriage. And at no point can I imagine ever discussing it with my parents, any more than a monogamous couple discusses their sex life with their parents. It may be different for…

I find the cash actually makes it less stressful! You know they're getting exactly as much as you want them to get; there's no fees taken out, and they don't have to wait to get paid, etc.

I would recommend looking up the spa menu online (if it's a chain, they'll probably have it posted) and see what the regular cost of the services are. Then you should tip 15-20% to each tech for those services. So if, for instance, the massage is normally $150, the facial is normally $100, the pedi is $40 and the mani…

I've never met any professional in any service industry who was ever seriously offended by a large tip from a client they like. There are ways to make a big tip douchey, but remembering someone's birthday is not one of them.

tbh any amount of voter fraud is worth it if it means you get to sit through private family cocktail hour with Barbara Bush. I would give anything.

I also think her depiction of her brother on the show just got a LOT more interesting. A potentially talented nurse/doctor who disappointed the whole family by dropping out of college, stealing money, and lying in order to become a rapper and then later, a drug dealer? Wonder where THAT came from.

Has anyone identified the creepy baby voice "harmonizing" with Kanye??

So what you're saying is, your friend got a free wedding dress? Because otherwise...MURDER.

I feel like one of the things about being that level of famous and rich is that it kind of doesn't matter. Like for a normal person, having to split up a business and negotiate schedules and all that jazz is a HUGE added stress, but when your lawyers are arranging every agreement you sign right from the beginning and…

IF EVER THERE WAS A TIME.

The idea of being inconvenienced by sweat sounds DELIGHTFUL. See you soon!

No one feels bad for you because YOU LIVE IN PALM SPRINGS, YOU ASSHOLE.

When I was 18 months old, I toddled into our neighborhood bagel place and requested the chocolate bagel. My dad tried to dissuade me, and explained that it's pumpernickel and that it wasn't really chocolate, but I insisted. Apparently, I chowed down like a little dinosaur, and the next day woke up and said, "I want a…

I think the thing about Old Testament names is that both Jews and gentiles read the Old Testament? So someone named Jacob is likelier to be Jewish than someone named Matthew, but not necessarily so. At this point it's a little like assuming someone named Alexander is Greek—some names are so old and so widespread that…

I mean, these are just 70s emoji, right? Like pop that boob in and put her in a pink top and I swear that girl is already in my iPhone.

This wins.

True story: I was at a sex party Saturday night that was supposed to end at 3 am Sunday and there was a mass freakout when everyone realized that actually meant 2am. Seriously, 150 nearly-naked adults who could be having sex with each other right that minute standing around discussing the madness that is Daylight…

Dude, you can't be like "oooh you think she's just a spoiled little rich girl who shouldn't do anything with her life" and then when I say, "no, not at all, she just has to recognize that she's rich and lucky and then she won't be spoiled" come back with "NOOO SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO SHE CAN BE SPOILED IF SHE WANTS TO."…

Even more coincidentally, I also went to private school in Westchester County, except all the way through high school. And I am saying that even though I have good parents who did everything they could to show me how other people lived, and to remind me that the way we lived was not typical, I didn't *really*…